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THE EGGS YOU GAVE ME ALL DIED AND YOU LIED TO ME SO I DID THE IMPLANTATION MYSELF YOU SELF-SERVING ZOMBIE
My mother used the resultant power to modify her ovum on a chromosomal level, so thanergy ignition wouldn’t compromise the embryo. She did this so I would be a necromancer.
Pelleamena and her 200 dead children. Wake and her bomb. I've been thinking about them and their pregnancies. The lengths they both went to to conceive babies meant to preserve their people's future. One child to keep the tomb sealed forever, one to break it open.
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hello piranesi nation!! here are my designs for the narrator!
drawing his different “selves” was a really fun challenge. even though the narrator is fundamentally the same person throughout the whole novel, his presentation obviously changes a lot.
the notes are a mix of headcanons and canon details from the book.
Throwback to when I was talking to my friend who really likes boats and planes and I asked him if he also liked trains, and he says he "doesn't even the entertain the idea" because he "knows he would lose himself"

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“Seven,” said the Sleeper. “Six. Five—” “My cue, I think,” said Magnus Quinn.
Wait he was actually so funny for this. Magnus Quinn the pun master that you are...
Protesilaus, a veteran of three Cohort tours of duty and a ranked duelist, has just tried to fight the Sleeper and been shot point blank in the back multiple times. He's lying on the floor, apparently dead.
Civilian Dulcie tried to break cover and is also shot.
Marta, a Cohort lieutenant, is armed and ready nearby. It would have been entirely reasonable for Magnus — a bureaucrat with no combat experience — to leave her to it. Harrow assumes he's hiding with his wife.
Instead, he jumps out, makes a pun about it, and then successfully holds the Sleeper in a bear hug while Marta shoots her multiple times and keeps ahold of her even after being headbutted.
@schizononagesimus There's a rather long discussion about what Magnus actually does as a cavalier here.
Feat. references to The Odyssey, The Exorcist, and Kendal Mint Cake.

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The thing that I'd love to know more about in relation to the question of Magnus' skill set is just what being a cavalier to a Speaker to the Dead entails.
Marta gets powerups from Judith sucking all the thalergy out of people. Babs gets eaten for powerups for his necromancer(s). Jean's role would be to defend Isaac on the battlefield so we can keep the corpsesplosions coming. Colum gets shoved into hell to power up Silas.
Maybe Magnus sits alongside Cam and Pro as having a more generally caring and administrative role, regardless of any specific sword skills.
But what interests me is the possibility that he does have a specific role in supporting Abigail's necromantic practice.
When Abigail is trying to summon Nonius, she echoes (at times word for word) the necromantic ritual Odysseus does in book 11 of the Odyssey to summon the ghost of Tiresias. But if the Odyssey is anything to go by, the things you do to attract the attention of one ghost will attract lots of hungry, angry ghosts. And the ancient understanding of ghosts is that they are not incorporeal: they do literally drink the blood, and you can literally hit them with a sword:
And I myself drew my sharp sword from beside my thigh and sat there, and would not suffer the powerless heads of the dead to draw near to the blood until I had enquired of Teiresias. (Odyssey 11.49-50)
Which makes me wonder whether Magnus' role as the cavalier to a Speaker to the Dead might be to be the chap who makes the other ghosts back off until his necromancer/wife finds the one she wants to talk to. After all, as he has to remind her, she only has a limited amount of blood.
Sorry to pull your reply into a reblog, @zzzbrianzzz, but I thought this was worth developing at greater length:
Because if we're going with the nekiya in the Odyssey, it doesn't seem to entail being martial: the drawn sword in itself appears to be sufficient to scare off the ghosts.
Odysseus even has a friendly chat with a recently deceased friend, but is careful to keep his sword drawn the whole time to keep the ghost of that friend from drinking the blood before Tiresias arrives.
We know spirit callers aren't physically going into the River. So the cavalier standing guard could be mostly symbolic. Or it could be intended to deter anything that hasn't been invited from making an appearance - objects can be warded, so you probably could give a sword some inherently repellent properties.
Harrow notes that ghost callers' wards are dangerously slow because of their complexity - so having an additional deterrent or a lookout is probably sensible, even if rarely needed in day to day practice.
And I reckon Magnus would be pretty good at some combo of ceremonial guarding of a ritual/in extremis flailing wildly at or distracting a ghost to give Abigail sufficient time to splat it/sending overly-optimistic ghosts on their way like a bouncer gently redirecting an enthusiastic drunk.
I mean, if you think about it, that’s exactly what he does for Abigail ALL THE TIME. He uses his impeccable manners and disarming sense of humor to get people to pay attention to him and not his wife, while she does all the work, until Abigail can come in and ask the questions that need asking. You see it in GTN during the anniversary party where iirc Abigail does most of the main cooking but he’s the speaking host. You see it in HtN when he engages with Harrow’s scenarios, therefore helping flesh them out by being a willing participant, until and unless Abigail says to stop. It’s always a deliberate tag team approach. Magnus draws them in, Abigail gets what’s necessary from them.
#oh my GOD#also the dinner party invitation!! abigail sends out a formal paper invite which magnus handwrites a note on to make it seem less formal#his whole purpose is to run point socially and disarm the people around them#hence why we see SO much of magnus (w/ the teens) from gideon's pov and almost none of abigail#where is she? why isn't he with her? why wouldn't the only married necro/cav team travel as a pair?#the quick and easy answer is that he's on babysitting duty. but i don't think that's necessarily true#i think his goal is to keep tabs on the other teams (and the other cavs especially) so that abigail can do her beginning exploration#and anthropology work relatively uninterrupted by the other houses#after all. they BOTH end up dead at the bottom of that ladder. they were BOTH headed to the basement facility#cytherea killed them both. not just abigail @beguilingcorpse your tags were too good!
Back to practicalities from @clonerightsagenda:
ohhhh and so that might explain why It's a bit taboo to be married to your cav - because he's bound by duty to be the one to take you out if things get out of hand, something that isn't happening with ninth bone magic but is absolutely an option with eighth and fifth shenanigans.
I need you to know my mind cycled through the various depressing and horrifying implications of this, before it finally settled on the mental image of Magnus gamely sitting on a flailing possessed Abigail so that she can't get to the ritual knives, blithely responding to her possessed ranting with smalltalk:
"YOUR MOTHER █████████████ IN THE RIVER"
"That seems very unlikely as when I spoke to her on Tuesday she was very much alive, and I wouldn't say that's quite her style."
Friendly wave at the backup exorcist, who is hurriedly redrawing the chalk circle.
"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE"
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