Stuck on rooftop

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

an ao3 author is never late, nor are they early; they post precisely when they mean to

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother

if you're sitting on a fanfic idea because you think it's "too weird" or "too niche" I need you to understand something: the internet is VAST and FULL of people with your exact brand of weird. that crackship that makes sense only to you? there are at least 50 people who will read it and go "oh my god FINALLY." but even if there were ZERO? you still deserve to write the thing that makes your brain light up.

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

[ID: A screenshot of three comments which read "findings?", "you're doing so well! keep it up!", and "Proud of you for taking the effort to learn about new things. Good job!" End ID.]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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