Otto: I don’t know how, but this is your fault.
Daemon: I am honestly shocked that it’s not.

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Otto: I don’t know how, but this is your fault.
Daemon: I am honestly shocked that it’s not.

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It’s actually very easy to get an audience to like a new character: have them beat the shit out of Criston Cole.
Alicent: Why would you betray Aemond like this?
Aegon: It was a good bit?
Alicent: He is your brother.
Aegon: Again, as I said, it was a good bit.
House of the Dragon Lore!
According to Fire & Blood, every single member of the court is intensely horny for Harwin Strong. Regardless of sexuality, relationship status, or political faction, any person to go within a hundred yards of the Red Keep or otherwise encounter Harwin Strong’s beautiful, beautiful eyes is described as invariably head-over-heels in love with Ser Harwin. Here’s a couple of quotes from the text and surrounding sources:
“Like, I’m straight,” the King is reported to have said, “but I get it, dude. I definitely get it… I wish he carried me like that.”
- King Viserys I Targaryen, after the wedding of Laenor and Rhaenyra, as described by Septon Eustace, Fire & Blood Chapter XIIS: The Heirs of the Dragon Addendum - On How Hot Harwin Strong Was
“We actually had the budget for twelve episodes, but we just kept shooting shots of Ryan [Corr] over and over again. Altogether, spent ten million dollars on that. Directors, crew, writers, even - just letting the camera shoot, wasting film, standing around just staring - all of that. Three separate people proposed to Ryan on set. I’m still hoping he reconsiders and accepts mine.”
- Clare Kilner, director, House of the Dragon (2022) episodes 4 and 5
“I think it’s known that the first scene I ever wrote or imagined for A Song of Ice and Fire was when the Starks find the direwolves in book one, but what people don’t know is that the first character I ever conceived was Harwin Strong - well, back then he was Hot Harwin Strong, but eventually realized that the attractiveness was already implied enough in the name. When I first gave my publishers the book, in fact, they told me they couldn’t publish it - it was four hundred pages of an intricate, dark fantasy story and another thirteen hundred pages describing how hot Harwin Strong was and how everyone was attracted to him. So I had to cut out the parts about Harwin and that’s how we got A Game of Thrones. Luckily, however, that got popular enough that I can finally publish Harwin Strong: Hottest Knight in Westeros on its own. Winds may get delayed, but I think that’s a price we can all accept.”
- George R.R. Martin, author of the A Song of Ice and Fire series and the Harwin Strong Diaries: Firsthand Accounts of the Most Attractive Man Ever

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“What if I flop?”
“Oh, my darling, what if you slay?”
Daemon: time to make this the messiest wedding you’ve ever seen
Alicent: nah you’re not doing this on your own motherfucker
Criston: actually i’ve got this one you guys
okay who tf thought that Criston Cole and Joffrey Lonmouth would be the ones to start shit at a wedding containing Daemon Targaryen
Daemon Targaryen absolutely would have worn a white dress to this wedding if he owned any clothing that was not black or red
Rhea Royce only had one scene but she completely and utterly ended her worthless manchild of a husband with her words and for that we Stan her even in death

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Daemon: time to make this the messiest wedding you’ve ever seen
Alicent: nah you’re not doing this on your own motherfucker
look i know my gimmick is that I’m rooting for the Greens and all that, but Jason Lannister is the wooooooooooooooorst. Jason Lannister sucks so much. Jason Lannister is bad by Westerosi standards.
Alicent: hey, Criston, do you know anything about maybe Rhaenyra and Daem-
Criston: YOU’RE RIGHT, I ADMIT IT! IT WAS ME! IT WAS MY SIN! PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, SIMPLY BE MERCIFUL AND KILL ME!
Alicent: what the fuck
Criston: Rhaenyra, will you run away with me to Essos so we can marry for love and not be bound by the rules of the land? I would give up everything for you, I have given up all I can give, and I would do it a thousand times.
Rhaenyra: uuuuh i’m sick that week
Corlys: damn I can’t wait for Laenor and Rhaenyra to fall in love and have our grandkids on the Iron Throne!
Rhaenys: uh huh
Corlys: they’re going to dine together quite a bit, if you catch my drift!
Rhaenys: uh huh
Corlys: I can’t wait for him to have straight sex with a woman!
Rhaenys: uh huh

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see guys, he really is a good dad (if you ignore everything he’s ever done)!
House of the Dragon S1 summary so far: Otto Hightower is one messy bitch.