The road least traveled

Absolutely off the shits

wow dude. I really just felt that in my heart. 20 seconds? that’s staying with me the whole night

This made me SO happy. Thank you.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

currently being forced to learn about an*mal cells in cell bio…..the emotional labor…..immense 

animal cells be like hohohohohohohohoooo look at me i am squishy and can cause cancer and the researchers poke me and see how i squish and then go on for 40 pages about how amazing my mechanical strength and rigor is while simultaneously talking about how fragile plants are in comparison even though a bullet would kill me instantly but hohhooh i have body heat and clearly defined organs who’s individual failure could mean death for the organism as a whole….hohohohhoghogoh i eat and dump waste into the bloodstream and am absolutely insufferable about my range of motion

how do you maintain homeostasis with all that salt in your system?

#2. Pushed pork

me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy

bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

motherfucker of arts

Omgggg 😩😩😩❤️❤️