Half blood Hangout

Jason: Not since this morning. Why? Is she missing?

absolutely no one:

not a single person:

percy jackson & annabeth chase:

Jason: “You named him Festus? You know that in Latin, ‘festus’ means 'happy’. You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”

Leo: Yes

On the godly side

Poseidon: *scratches head

Poseidon: “You named him Cerberus? You know that in Greek, 'kerberos’ means 'spotted’. You want to guard the underworld with Spot the dog”

Will: than…?

Thought you guys would enjoy after the last post like this…

Percy: “You have no idea about all the shit that I have been through so sit the fuck down Janet”

Annabeth: “If you guys were smart,then I would have no one to outsmart so, thank you”

Grover: “Because of you fake ass hoes, I’ve decided that the trees are my only real friends” *runs to closest tree*

Jason: *pushes up glasses* *inhales* “I will turn this car around if you don’t stop complaining like little bitches” * turns on the radio and starts singing*

Piper: “WAIT” * walks really slowly towards someone* *holds out hand* “BOI” *runs away*

Leo: *dances aggressively to ‘Get Busy’ by Sean Paul*

Nico: *jumps for the top shelf in the pantry* “AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I WILL BURN DOWN THIS HOUSE TO GET MY ANIMAL CRACKERS”

Will: “My diagnosis: u a lil bitch”

Frank: “ Can’t we just have a nice and quiet time??” *someone shouts no* “well damn,okay fine*

Hazel: “Hey look I found the realest person in this room!” *holds up mirror to themselves*

Octavian:

Nico: no

Will: but it makes you live longer!

favourite characters

percy jackson; percy jackson & the olympians

the 2 movies “based” on the books that were preciously released did NO justice to the books at all. couldve been 10X better !!!!!!

we’ve all seen how well the musical is going and thats basically just people who’ve read the books. IMAGINE how well a netflix original would do !!!!

we’d get to see percabeth’s relationship really unfold ON SCREEN with actors that COMPTELY RESEMBLE THEM & are THEIR AGE. and obviously its PERCABETH. “seaweed brain”, “wise girl”

5 books, 5 seasons. do you see how PERFECT that would be????? 10 episodes a season, each 45 minutes long (relatively).

if netflix got the rights to the books they would probably get the rights to ALL THE BOOKS. THATS MEANS: HOA (5 MORE seasons OF PERCY, ANNABETH, & GROVER. PLUS JACON, PIPER, HAZEL, FRANK, NICO & LEO), Trials of Apollo, Magnus Chase, AND The Kane Chronicles as well (a possiblity)

the AESTHETIC of this tv series would be PERFECT. Netflix does an excellent job at taking the story and cinematically making it look pleasing and beautiful to the ones who’ve read the books. (Examples: “To All The Boy’s I’ve Loved Before”, “A Series Of Unfortunite Events”) there are so many amazing options on how to make this series beautiful, THE MONSTERS for instance can you I M A G I N E.

the HUMOR. everyone who’s read the pjo novels knows that theres SO MANY funny moments, rick is just a genius when it comes to that. i just know that if this were to happen, the humor would be amazing.

THE FIGHT SCENES. the movies in no way made the fight scenes as amazing as they could’ve been. I NEED THIS.

the Grover, Percy & Annabeth friendship. everyone knows we NEED that. please @netflix make it HAPPEN.

piper: i have this secret fear that people view me as dumb