I live for my dream and a pocketful of gold

I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

I’m a fan of panties being pulled to the side.

help; my wife won’t stop pointing at people holding hands and saying “need me a freak like that” even though we are already holding hands

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

Real recognizes real.

do you ever wonder how many strangers hate you because of how someone else described you to them

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever