As per initiative 'Bring Your Significant Other To The Test Chamber Day', Thneed Tech is always supportive of more women in the workplace. And in the Test Chamber_

Have you considered an upgrade?_

For example, truffula fruit can be used in candies, soups, lip balms, paints, medicines, fuel sources, shower curtains, repulsion gels, and industrial adhesives - all of which you will be ingesting during your testing phase today_

Did you know: You can use your Thneed as a scarf, skirt, pants, sweater, shirt, cape, suit, socks, umbrella, swimsuit, towel, pillow, curtain, bicycle seat cover, hammock, canary nest, Thneedle Thoup, hairbrush, carburetor de-ruster, windshield wiper, blindfold, tightrope, butterfly net, exercise equipment, wig, boxing glove (singular), parachute, runny nose wiper, slingshot, muzzle, jump rope, food, mustache brush, mop, gloves, earplugs, laptop case, wallet, tissue, fashionable face mask, phone stand, selfie stick (when thrown), travel pillow, sleep mask, very small blanket, neck pillow, tourniquet for emergency amputations, stain remover, dental floss for very large teeth, hair tie, 5G blocker, hand warmer, lunch tote, napkin, laptop stand, mouse pad, cable organizer, screen wiper, measuring tape for one Thneed’s length, pin cushion, fashionable backpack, baking apron, karate belt, watch strap, wallet, laptop sleeve, pillow cover, fancy placemat, reusable grocery bag, reusable duffel bag, reusable messenger bag, reusable diaper, non-reusable grocery bag, journal cover, athletic headband, friend replacement, running shoes, vintage bucket hat, wine tote, dog collar, leash, infant playpen, KZZZT_

How about you stay a while_

They're getting c o l d_

Submit your concerns by shouting into your nearest Thneed Tech Complaint Receptacle and wait patiennNntly for processing_

There were theories. Not anymore_

And, checked for fleas_

I just thought that was interesting_

You look terrible_

Selfish. Selfish and disorganized_

and all of our work is interesting_

Can you already smell it cooking?_

And it seems you are too_