fuck me gently with a chainsaw

The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode

dogs are best

“We’ll see” - Translation: No chance

*horoscope pops up on my dash* i love this shit so muc… let me read what it says bout me *horoscope is negative* …..this is so ugly and wrong who takes the time to make up lies about me and the moon? disgusting

dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive

Jesus of Nazareth was actually born 4 years later than they thought which means 2016 is a myth it’s still 2012 and the world could still end like the Mayas predicted

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck