The Prophet of Heaven

Sup, bitches.

Seth, can I ask you a question?

*Seth was sweeping the floor at this point. The mop broke.*

Holy shi-

*Caught himself just in time to stop talking. He looked at the angel.*

I know, and I don't understand men like that. I'll try to explain.

A man daily (almost) goes to work somewhere outside the house, gets tired and comes home expecting to eat and order in the house. But that is exactly what a woman's job is, in most cases. And yet someone says she is resting at home. But it is the man who rests at home while the woman cleans, cooks, and watches the children. This leads us to the conclusion that if a man rests at home, then a woman rests outside the house. Just at the disco, somewhere with friends and so on. And that's normal. That's why it's hard for me to understand men who think that their wives are cheating on them. And such I want to say: man, do you realize that at this rate she will really go looking for someone else? Someone who understands that she needs a break sometimes to just have a happy and calm (or not) moment. I think I've made my point.

Why is it said about some people that they live in tomorrow, when in fact for them it is today?

Why would someone advise going to bed early but not go to bed until morning themselves?

Why guinea pigs actually not a pigs?

What's worse, going to Hell or the parent's chat?

Why is it that when a man is born he is not nine months old, but zero?

Why does the microwave warm the plate and not the food?

you single?

(teehee)