E.

I feel like this isn't a real number

I'm sure it is.

Are you very sure..

No.

Can you give me your actual number so I can call you when I miss you

I feel like this isn't a real number

I'm sure it is.

Are you very sure..

No.

Can you give me your actual number so I can call you when I miss you

No. Do my trials. Collect my posters.

Yes Doctor Easterman

I feel like this isn't a real number

I'm sure it is.

Are you very sure..

No.

Can you give me your actual number so I can call you when I miss you

I feel like this isn't a real number

I'm sure it is.

Are you very sure..

No.

Can you give me your actual number so I can call you when I miss you

I feel like this isn't a real number

I'm sure it is.

Are you very sure..

I feel like this isn't a real number

Kinda wish candy wasn't banned. I could go for a lollipop right now.

THEY BANNED CANDY? IS LOVE AND WHIMSY NEXT?

The only love in here is lust and as for whimsy..well drugs count right?

Drugs count I‘d say. Look at the whimsy the goose has! cheers to drugs

I knowwww.... Can i do anything else to get posters? Except like kill my friend..

Hey. Hey this is my best friend.. how about you kill them? I can't bring myself to.

You're gonna kill them in front of me.

But I don't want to.

And I don't want to have to tell you.

Can't we figure something else out?.. that doesn't involve me murdering them?

I can make them a trial victim.

Uhm. I dunno I would have to ask them

If you mention this to them you have to kill them.

How about I mention it and then you make them a trial victim?

How about I make you both trial victims.

I no no wanna.

Okay great! Well uhm that's two votes on not wanting to. Easterman's outvoted! Yay!

WE AREN'T GOING BY VOTES.

ARE WE NOT IN A DEMOCRACY??

YOU TWO AREN'T.

THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! WE ARE IN A DEMOCRACY!!!!

WHAT EVEN GAVE YOU THAT IDEA.

Uhh all the motivational stuff Avellanos says?? Like how the choice is always ours and stuff??

Yes, the choice to either do what I say or do what I say.

That's a lie you're a liar. The choice is ours in almost every way...

The choice is yours, but there's a correct and incorrect choice. How about that.

Oh yay! What choice is correct and what choice is incorrect

Listening to me is always the correct choice.

Hmmmm. I don't knowww.... What will I get if i listen to you?

One reagent dollar.

I don't want money.. haven't we established that before? Get creative... like a cool poster or something.

Okay. Sure. You can have a poster.

Okay of who though? Or just murkoff?

Just Murkoff. I don't know what else you would even want.

I don't know an artistic rendition of the skinnerman sounds nice or a picture of you for motivation

You can have a picture of me. I guess. Who cares anymore.

Woohoo! Thanks Easterman! I would probably do anything you ask of me!

Kill your friend and you can have TWO posters.

This is really tempting... I just gotta kill them right?.. nothing special about the kill?

Kill them however you want.

Okay I might have to do this because this offer is really tempting

Maybe even three posters.

Woah. Woah am I in heaven right now. Did I die and is this heaven for the low price of murdering my best friend? I'm so excited

Yes. Do it now.

Yes, Easterman!! I will!!!

Good. You're going to have so many posters. Maybe more than three if you make it violent.

How many if I use my bare hands

Five.

Great! I'll report back once it's done!!!!

If you lie to me I'm burning all the posters.

Yes, sir... I won't lie... promise...

Hey. Hey this is my best friend.. how about you kill them? I can't bring myself to.

You're gonna kill them in front of me.

But I don't want to.

And I don't want to have to tell you.

Can't we figure something else out?.. that doesn't involve me murdering them?

I can make them a trial victim.

Uhm. I dunno I would have to ask them

If you mention this to them you have to kill them.

How about I mention it and then you make them a trial victim?

How about I make you both trial victims.

I no no wanna.

Okay great! Well uhm that's two votes on not wanting to. Easterman's outvoted! Yay!

WE AREN'T GOING BY VOTES.

ARE WE NOT IN A DEMOCRACY??

YOU TWO AREN'T.

THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! WE ARE IN A DEMOCRACY!!!!

WHAT EVEN GAVE YOU THAT IDEA.

Uhh all the motivational stuff Avellanos says?? Like how the choice is always ours and stuff??

Yes, the choice to either do what I say or do what I say.

That's a lie you're a liar. The choice is ours in almost every way...

The choice is yours, but there's a correct and incorrect choice. How about that.

Oh yay! What choice is correct and what choice is incorrect

Listening to me is always the correct choice.

Hmmmm. I don't knowww.... What will I get if i listen to you?

One reagent dollar.

I don't want money.. haven't we established that before? Get creative... like a cool poster or something.

Okay. Sure. You can have a poster.

Okay of who though? Or just murkoff?

Just Murkoff. I don't know what else you would even want.

I don't know an artistic rendition of the skinnerman sounds nice or a picture of you for motivation

You can have a picture of me. I guess. Who cares anymore.

Woohoo! Thanks Easterman! I would probably do anything you ask of me!

Kill your friend and you can have TWO posters.

This is really tempting... I just gotta kill them right?.. nothing special about the kill?

Kill them however you want.

Okay I might have to do this because this offer is really tempting

Maybe even three posters.

Woah. Woah am I in heaven right now. Did I die and is this heaven for the low price of murdering my best friend? I'm so excited

Yes. Do it now.

Yes, Easterman!! I will!!!

Good. You're going to have so many posters. Maybe more than three if you make it violent.

How many if I use my bare hands

Five.

Great! I'll report back once it's done!!!!

Hey. Hey this is my best friend.. how about you kill them? I can't bring myself to.

You're gonna kill them in front of me.

But I don't want to.

And I don't want to have to tell you.

Can't we figure something else out?.. that doesn't involve me murdering them?

I can make them a trial victim.

Uhm. I dunno I would have to ask them

If you mention this to them you have to kill them.

How about I mention it and then you make them a trial victim?

How about I make you both trial victims.

I no no wanna.

Okay great! Well uhm that's two votes on not wanting to. Easterman's outvoted! Yay!

WE AREN'T GOING BY VOTES.

ARE WE NOT IN A DEMOCRACY??

YOU TWO AREN'T.

THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! WE ARE IN A DEMOCRACY!!!!

WHAT EVEN GAVE YOU THAT IDEA.

Uhh all the motivational stuff Avellanos says?? Like how the choice is always ours and stuff??

Yes, the choice to either do what I say or do what I say.

That's a lie you're a liar. The choice is ours in almost every way...

The choice is yours, but there's a correct and incorrect choice. How about that.

Oh yay! What choice is correct and what choice is incorrect

Listening to me is always the correct choice.

Hmmmm. I don't knowww.... What will I get if i listen to you?

One reagent dollar.

I don't want money.. haven't we established that before? Get creative... like a cool poster or something.

Okay. Sure. You can have a poster.

Okay of who though? Or just murkoff?

Just Murkoff. I don't know what else you would even want.

I don't know an artistic rendition of the skinnerman sounds nice or a picture of you for motivation

You can have a picture of me. I guess. Who cares anymore.

Woohoo! Thanks Easterman! I would probably do anything you ask of me!

Kill your friend and you can have TWO posters.

This is really tempting... I just gotta kill them right?.. nothing special about the kill?

Kill them however you want.

Okay I might have to do this because this offer is really tempting

Maybe even three posters.

Woah. Woah am I in heaven right now. Did I die and is this heaven for the low price of murdering my best friend? I'm so excited

Yes. Do it now.

Yes, Easterman!! I will!!!

Good. You're going to have so many posters. Maybe more than three if you make it violent.

How many if I use my bare hands

Hey. Hey this is my best friend.. how about you kill them? I can't bring myself to.

You're gonna kill them in front of me.

But I don't want to.

And I don't want to have to tell you.

Can't we figure something else out?.. that doesn't involve me murdering them?

I can make them a trial victim.

Uhm. I dunno I would have to ask them

If you mention this to them you have to kill them.

How about I mention it and then you make them a trial victim?

How about I make you both trial victims.

I no no wanna.

Okay great! Well uhm that's two votes on not wanting to. Easterman's outvoted! Yay!

WE AREN'T GOING BY VOTES.

ARE WE NOT IN A DEMOCRACY??

YOU TWO AREN'T.

THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! WE ARE IN A DEMOCRACY!!!!

WHAT EVEN GAVE YOU THAT IDEA.

Uhh all the motivational stuff Avellanos says?? Like how the choice is always ours and stuff??

Yes, the choice to either do what I say or do what I say.

That's a lie you're a liar. The choice is ours in almost every way...

The choice is yours, but there's a correct and incorrect choice. How about that.

Oh yay! What choice is correct and what choice is incorrect

Listening to me is always the correct choice.

Hmmmm. I don't knowww.... What will I get if i listen to you?

One reagent dollar.

I don't want money.. haven't we established that before? Get creative... like a cool poster or something.

Okay. Sure. You can have a poster.

Okay of who though? Or just murkoff?

Just Murkoff. I don't know what else you would even want.

I don't know an artistic rendition of the skinnerman sounds nice or a picture of you for motivation

You can have a picture of me. I guess. Who cares anymore.

Woohoo! Thanks Easterman! I would probably do anything you ask of me!

Kill your friend and you can have TWO posters.

This is really tempting... I just gotta kill them right?.. nothing special about the kill?

Kill them however you want.

Okay I might have to do this because this offer is really tempting

Maybe even three posters.

Woah. Woah am I in heaven right now. Did I die and is this heaven for the low price of murdering my best friend? I'm so excited

Yes. Do it now.

Yes, Easterman!! I will!!!

Hey. Hey this is my best friend.. how about you kill them? I can't bring myself to.

You're gonna kill them in front of me.

But I don't want to.

And I don't want to have to tell you.

Can't we figure something else out?.. that doesn't involve me murdering them?

I can make them a trial victim.

Uhm. I dunno I would have to ask them

If you mention this to them you have to kill them.

How about I mention it and then you make them a trial victim?

How about I make you both trial victims.

I no no wanna.

Okay great! Well uhm that's two votes on not wanting to. Easterman's outvoted! Yay!

WE AREN'T GOING BY VOTES.

ARE WE NOT IN A DEMOCRACY??

YOU TWO AREN'T.

THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! WE ARE IN A DEMOCRACY!!!!

WHAT EVEN GAVE YOU THAT IDEA.

Uhh all the motivational stuff Avellanos says?? Like how the choice is always ours and stuff??

Yes, the choice to either do what I say or do what I say.

That's a lie you're a liar. The choice is ours in almost every way...

The choice is yours, but there's a correct and incorrect choice. How about that.

Oh yay! What choice is correct and what choice is incorrect

Listening to me is always the correct choice.

Hmmmm. I don't knowww.... What will I get if i listen to you?

One reagent dollar.

I don't want money.. haven't we established that before? Get creative... like a cool poster or something.

Okay. Sure. You can have a poster.

Okay of who though? Or just murkoff?

Just Murkoff. I don't know what else you would even want.

I don't know an artistic rendition of the skinnerman sounds nice or a picture of you for motivation

You can have a picture of me. I guess. Who cares anymore.

Woohoo! Thanks Easterman! I would probably do anything you ask of me!

Kill your friend and you can have TWO posters.

This is really tempting... I just gotta kill them right?.. nothing special about the kill?

Kill them however you want.

Okay I might have to do this because this offer is really tempting

Maybe even three posters.

Woah. Woah am I in heaven right now. Did I die and is this heaven for the low price of murdering my best friend? I'm so excited