This Only Exists For Archival Purposes

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You see that lady there? No, look at my phone silly! That one! The huge, pregnant lady there with all the stretchmarks and the outie bellybutton? I want to be treated like her. Knocked up, and fattened up with all of the snacks and treats I crave. I want 40 weeks of hedonism, and I want it all from you!

Outgrowing your clothes when pregnant? That’s expected. Outgrowing the driver’s seat of your car? Much less heard of, but possible. Outgrowing your bathtub?! That was a reality Lana was on the verge of facing. Massively pregnant with 25 babies, her skin was stretched past its maximum, and she kept growing. Unable to walk without assistance, lounging in the warm water was the only thing that took some of the weight of her back, and at this rate, it wouldn’t be an option in the coming weeks...

There she stood, four years pregnant with twins. You can tell by her expression that she’s exhausted. Her belly massive with two overdue babies, and filled to the brim with amniotic fluid. She waddled slowly toward the door, the sides of her tummy brushing against the doorframe as she passed through it. Already out of breath, she padded her way to the bedroom before taking a seat, the mattress creaking loudly under her immense, pregnant weight. Tomorrow she was trying a new induction method... hopefully it would work... unlike the other 50 she’s tried...

Absolutely! In fact, the last like 4 posts were submissions! If you want something specific with it or in general you’re good to send that in too. Just no underaged, nothing not-safe-for-tumblr, and I don’t really vibe with straight up sex scenes. Everything else, go for it! And yeah if you have a Hyperpreg morph you want captioned send it in! Never gotten one before!

Draw me like one of your French girls, will you? One of your big, heavy, hyperpregnant French girls? This mammoth, egg-shaped tummy is only 9 weeks in you know? I’m going to get huge, which means you’re going to need a MUCH bigger canvas…

When my friend Gwen got pregnant, I was so excited for her! She’s always wanted a kid, and she said I’d get to be the god-mother! Now, a few months later, I’m pregnant too! The joint pregnancy has only brought us closer together. The trials and tribulations of making another human have been a strong bonding experience, and we’re neigh inseparable. We take maternity shots together, go to the same classes, sometimes even take care of each other. Who knows what a pregnant woman is going through more than another pregnant woman?

Hmmm…? You’re staring again… not that I mind. You find this pretty sexy don’t you? The belly? Don’t shake your head, I know you do. You oogle at me all the time… and you’re just as excited by what’s coming. 16 babies… in one belly… I’m going to be giant. There’s going to be a LOT of belly that’s going to need a LOT of pampering. Hope you’re up to the challenge… ;)

She felt really cute today, as she should! She looked adorable, her full term belly poking out, wrapped in a striped dress, she was ready for a night on the town! And it would be her last night out for a while, she was getting induced tomorrow! She was SO excited to meet her twins, but also was going to miss her belly. She looked the part of a mom-to-be, and kind of reveled in the attention it got her. Don’t get her wrong, she wasn’t going to miss the swollen, achy feet, in fact she’ll be happy to even see her feet again. But she’ll always miss the cute exchanges she’d have with her friends over her belly. The tummy rubs and pats and people saying encouraging things into her midriff. Good thing she planned to have more soon!

She loved hitting the beach. Even when 4 months with dectuplets, and looking full term with one, she loved the beach. Wearing a swimsuit, getting a tan, sticking her feet in the water, it was all so relaxing. She was really starting to eat into the sunscreen budget with all that skin though, and soon, she wouldn’t be able to reach it all... good thing a helpful beachgoer like yourself is going to come strolling along soon....

Hon... could you help me? I dropped the remote... and it’s impossible to bend over like this... please? I know you just sat down but these guys are really heavy... Yeah I know I’m only 13 weeks along but LOOK at me babe! I’m huge! Please? I promise I won’t drop it again. I’ll need your help through this, you know. I’m only going to get bigger... God help me when I hit the third trimester...

She used to be rather reserved and demure. Rarely did she show an excess of skin, and often worked out in her little home gym. Now, at a hefty 44 weeks with twins, she’s really come out of her shell! Maybe it was the hormones, maybe it was the way her partner oogled at her huge belly, or maybe she just really likes being pregnant... but now, she jogged outside, midriff bared for all to see. She often got very positive comments from other joggers, and even the occasional interested hand on her belly. She didn’t mind as long as they asked first. Only time would tell if her confidence would stay after giving birth.

So... 5,000 calories added... 3.5 inches to my midriff. I mean, some of that might be the growth of octuplets... but like that growth happened in 1 day... pretty sure it’s fair to say it’s the food. I’m so fucking full though, ugh. I have a lot of belly that needs a lot of rubbing right about now, and your hands look free...

This is the only top that fits me anymore... it’s supposed to be a dress! It’s supposed to go down to my knees! I don’t know what I’m supposed to do?! I was due 3 months ago but I’m still growing! I can barely get up the stairs anymore... and I’m eating myself out of house and home... The other day I made a cream cheese and rotisserie chicken sandwich! Sure it was... half because of cravings, but it was also half because that’s all I had to eat! Going grocery shopping is just so much effort, and it’s only getting harder... I hope I can give birth soon...

Another day, another inch to her waistline... or at least that’s how she felt. Being 60 weeks with a singleton was no easy feat, especially when the kicks and squirms are all the stronger. Being pregnant by time-and-a-half was miserable. Her feet were constantly swollen, even when propped up, and while she was always hungry, her stomach was so squished she couldn’t fit more than a few bites, leaving her constantly grazing. She felt and looked huge, and she couldn’t remember the last time she sat with her legs together. She sighed and eyed her belly, wondering if it would be empty before she hit the two year mark...