Out of this World

Girl who walks around with a collar and a leash but no one’s ever seen any other girl holding the leash and when you ask her about it she gets really dark and serious and says “are you familiar with the idea that when a samurai loses their daimyo they may become a ronin” and you’re like oh shit did someone die, and she’s like “well, no, that’s a figure of speech. I am looking for someone more skilled than I who can master me and my perfidious blade tho” and you’re like, oh, that’s a figure of speech too, right? You just want to find a dom good enough to like, tame you? And she says “no” and draws a katana and cleaves you in twain right there in the gay bar

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.

tng plots are like oh an alien tickled my ear but i’m too nervous to tell my coworkers or like we have to sneak into romulan space and make friends with them. ds9 plots are TODAY WE’RE USING A STOLEN RUNABOUT TO SMUGGLE TWELVE BAJORAN PRISONERS OF WAR OUT OF A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND MY COMMANDING OFFICER LETS ME BECAUSE I’M A BUDDHIST LESBIAN

a concept: star trek ds9 DVDs with in universe quark commentary

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

I got B'Elanna and Tuvok. I think they'd both be good roomates, though tensions would be high (because I'm a mess). Besides, they are two of my favorites!!