Just a small town girl in a lonely world

GOLD CHAMPAGNE GUMMY BEARS

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TURTLE CHOCOLATE COOKIE CUPS

Springtime above Salt Lake City - sound on

Homemade 100 Grand Bars

COOKIE BUTTER CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

Strawberry shortcake cheesecake my gf made for my birthday

Chocolate, Pecan and Caramel Thumbprint Cookies

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Meirl

• don’t look at the urinal with profound bewilderment (trust me, it’s an URGE) • when a man nods at you while takin a thicc piss, nod back. idk why, it’s secret cis code • man says ‘how’s it goin?’ don’t hesitate, put on your best Straight Male™ voice and say ‘it’s goin.’ • usually this will be garnered with a gruff laugh, don’t smile or they will smell your humanity!! wash your hands and go bud. • don’t act like you ain’t meant to be there, you’re prolly more of a man than any of those fuckers so stand tall and stand proud • if someone glances at you weird, rather than thinking 'shit im not passing’ realize that it’s probably just that you were so handsome that you just gave a guy his awakening!! congrats!!! • don’t back down. you both reaching to get that piece of paper towel first? be fast. be bold. crush your enemies. • a group of swanky men come in laughing? avoid. • business men? avoid. • friendly men? approach with caution. • nervous boy™? congrats you’ve found your kin!!! bless!!! • above all, don’t be too scared. it is horrifying at first but i promise you you are looking super manly today!! strut into that bathroom!! those losers that say dumb shit?? break their faces with a mirror!! • you got this!! you are valid my lovely masc-identifying humans!!

Home made southern fried chicken and home made fries, finger licking delicious! [OC]

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