stick lipstick into bullet holes

(before they fuck it up on december the 17th)

dashcon, ballpit, tungle prom, i like your shoelaces

tricking your phone into thinking youre reading when youre really your parents

seth everman

soap shrinks water molecules

kin discourse

most of owlturd comics

anything that one pikachu blog has ever said

roasting the superwholock fans that are for some reason still around

where the fuck is lucky luciano

moon moon

“how do you get dick out of richard?” “you ask him nicely”

shoving breadsticks into my bag

infinite chocolate if you cut it in a specific way

“this post is a trainwreck” posts

op is ableist

all thebootydiaries chat posts + ‘sweaty :)’

do you like the color of the sky remixes

gun

'lazy ass mountain cant even

SUCC’

bullying fishingboatproceeds

taylor swift copyright© meme

'i will face god and walk backwards into hell’

'op will not die of natural causes’

hating the living fuck out of this shitsite and their useless updates up to the nipple ban

mother : are you all right? me :  

Landslide by Fleetwood Mac except it’s playing through your car’s old radio cassette player as you drive alone through the desert at night. As far as you can tell, the nearest human life has got to be wherever that distant thunder is rolling in.