Well-Read And Under-Prepared.

Do I want to know what the new gross gossip is on campus or am I just going to find out regardless?

It’ll come to you eventually, I think.

Bad news travels fast, as they say...

Do I want to know what the new gross gossip is on campus or am I just going to find out regardless?

i’m like, nearly out of a job at this point

Did I hear something about someone having keys to each dorm room?

...uh, what...

... I love you. Be sure to drink some water before you come to bed.

Don’t be. I really adore you.

...uh, what...

... I love you. Be sure to drink some water before you come to bed.

...uh, what...

[Text]: oh my god.

[Text]: oh my god.

Ah, another perfectly normal Saturday night at Bullworth. I’ll just open my front door and...

Babe if you know what’s good for your ear drums, stay inside.

...the horror...

...this migraine just came out of nowhere. Ugh.

Bro try pee It cures everything Trust me

...ok Bodhi, thank you.