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Dazai: *Gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring*

I have a song stuck in my head so I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Dazai:

Chuuya:

Kidnapper: *just driving*

Dazai and Chuuya make a silent agreement.

Dazai, singing: this is the song that never ends

Chuuya, also singing: it goes on and on my friends

Skk: some people started singing it not knowing what was. But they'll keep singing it forever just because

Kidnapper, getting more annoyed: *tries to ignore the teenagers singing*

Skk, getting more annoying: it's the song that never ends! It goes on and on my friends!

Kidnapper, finally had enough: you two shut up!

Dazai: never!

Chuuya: never in a million years!

Skk: some people started singing it not knowing what it was, but they'll keep singing it forever just because!

Kidnapper, finally having enough returned them to Mori: there. Now shut up!

Dazai: "Is he alive?"

Atsushi: "What? Of course he is!"

Dazai: "A 5000 years old mummy looks more alive than that."

Atsushi: "Hey, that's not nice to say! I know he looks like that, but I guarantee you he's fine, and listen, he's my boyfriend, I would know if he's just asleep or–"

Atsushi:

Dazai:

Atsushi:

Akutagawa, completely sober, sighs: Well, looks like it's just me and you against the world, weretiger.

I had this idea (that I'll post later) about him doing this to Chuuya...the second option.

D: It's okay. I'll take care of Chuuya. *to Kouyou*

Later

D: You have to sleep *tucking Chuuya to bed, to the point he can't stand up*

C: Wha-

D: *lunging himself towards Chuuya*

C: Get away from me, you freak!!

D: *sighing and completely serious* I need to check your temperature.

C: Get off of me!! You don't need to be that close!

They end up breaking the thermometer, because Chuuya threw it across the room from Dazai's hand. He also shoved Dazai away.

I like to think Dazai likes to take care of Chuuya maybe a little too much.

chuuya: last time i saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. what are you up to these days?

Dazai: Uhh. It was autocorrect.

Chuuya: Autocorrect wrote "you're so hot, please step on me??”

Chuuya: Ane-san I promise you, this is a bad idea...

Kouyou: relax, Chuu. I know what I'm doing.

-A few moments later-

Dazai: *picks up Chuuya over his shoulder* Must protect the chibi from those perverted fans of his *proceeds to run away*

Chuuya: *has no other reaction besides laughter but he does find Dazai's antics ridiculous*

Atsushi: "Here, have some water"

Akutagawa: *eyes him suspiciously before accepting the glass*

Akutagawa: "Thanks"

Atsushi: "You know, you should always bring an inhaler with you."

Akutagawa: "Yeah, you're not the first one telling me that."

Atsushi: "And sedative pastilles too."

Akutagawa, nodding: "I appreciate your concern."

Atsushi: "And always drink enough water, so your throat doesn’t get dry and your airways stay hydrated."

Akutagawa: "I'll keep that in mind."

Atsushi: "Also, did you know that the humidity level of a bedroom should always stay between 30% and 50%, especially if you suffer from respiratory problems?"

Akutagawa, starting to get slightly annoyed: "I didn’t know that, I'll make sure to check. Thanks for–"

Atsushi: "Oh and you should also really–"

Akutagawa: "Could you please stop?!"

Atsushi: "Stop what?"

Akutagawa: "Stop... caring about me!"

Atsushi:

Atsushi: "I saw humidifiers are discounted at the shop down the street, maybe we can go have a look later?"

Akutagawa, on the verge of summoning Rashōmon: "We are NOT going to look at humidifiers!"

*several hours later*

dazai: ???

chuuya: ...as attractive as I do