Gravity Falls Headcanons

inspired by @pjsk-headcanons

I don't know how common gimmick blogs are here in the gravity falls fandom, but I'm from the project sekai fandom which has A Lot of gimmick blogs, and thus I decided to make this one

It's just a blog where you can submit any and all headcanons you have (Including AU headcanons, as long as you say what AU it is!)

Anything allowed, including ship headcanons!

Just not:

Anything incestuous and/or pedophilic

Billdip. Haven't seen anything of it since the book of bill came along, but if it still exists, I don't want it here.

I'll make more rules if needed

dipper - drinks coffee cause he thinks it makes him look cool and mature but literally cannot stand the taste without filling it with sugar mabel - mabel juice, which is basically just every pink energy drink she can find mixed together with a bunch of random candies and plastic dinosaurs. essentially battery acid. stan - black coffee and cigarettes ford - loves coffee but will drink literally anything to stay awake. keeps caffeine pills on him at all times to use in a pinch. banned from mabel juice.

Dipper has tourettes as well but experiences more complex tics like quoting shows or full body tics.

Mabel has chronic tic disorder with vocal tics, she's had one motor tic before in her life and it was doing jazz hands, she's never mentioned it to anyone.

Stan doesn't have tourettes but faked it when he was impersonating Ford. Now he stims with similar movements to Ford's tics after 30 years of faking it.

cut to after weirdmageddon (where ford has a chance to think about their relationship without a. bill manipulating him or b. bill being an active threat) and ford's like Wait a minute. he was HITTING ON ME?????

i hope this is coherent 👍

(ridiculous amount of mental illness headcanons incoming. also don't take this too seriously)

"I'm ADHD" "And I'm autism" the nerodivergency brothers

"I'm BPD" "And I'm NPD" the cluster b brothers

"I'm depression" "and I'm anxiety" the mental illness brothers

"I'm bipolar II" "and I'm bipolar I" the bipolar brothers

"I'm c-PTSD" "i am also c-PTSD" the c-PTSD brothers

Dan tried to call out Man-o-taurs. Unfortunately, being horrible at non-fist-based diplomacy and unable to shoulder the burden of being de-man-ized in the eyes of anybody (let alone a group he considered to be comprised of his peers), he failed to get anywhere. He took the cowardly route out of his dilemma and agreed to go back and kill the Multi-bear.

But he never did go back. And he never will.

also, ford owns a jeep and is a duck trading enthusiast. it’s one of his many interests.

However, they are both convinced that the other is a genius at chess. Ford assumes Bill is a grandmaster because of his millennia of experience and mind-reading abilities. Whereas Bill has no frame of reference for how chess should be played and refuses to acquire one. He just assumes that Ford has to be good because he was in chess club in high school (despite always finding a way to weasel out of actually playing the game) and plays confidently.

They're lucky they never got the chance to play against Tate McGucket, who legitimately would be one of the greatest chess-players of all time if he didn't find the game so boring.