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KIROKAZE
taylor price
Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
blake kathryn
NASA
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Kiana Khansmith
titsay
Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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cherry valley forever
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle
#extradirty
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@grannahrie
Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy
Punchline does not mean hit the child.
Don’t howl at your own jokes.
Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.
Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.
No claws for tickling.
Scared kids don’t laugh.
Try not to hurt the audience.
Always keep sharp spikes in!
You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.
Never let them see you slobber.
okay but how many children had to be eviscerated before this was all figured out
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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌
yesyesyesyes
Are there any works in the post-apocalyptic genre with post-apocalyptic librarians? People who worked in the public library and after the Bad Thing decide to stay and keep the library clean, safe and available for anyone who needs it. People can’t remove books from the premises anymore, because they’re too precious, but you can stay as long as you want and read them or copy them out–the librarians encourage making copies, so that the information can circulate beyond the physical boundaries of the library.
After a while it becomes an unspoken reality of the post apocalyptic society that you Just Don’t fuck with the library. You don’t fight there, you don’t steal from it, you don’t allow harm to come to librarians when they have to leave the building for supplies.
People donate food and books and paper with no expectation of reciprocity, because the librarians don’t ask for anything when you need a place to hide or information or, fuck, to read a schlocky crime novel because you need to escape reality in some purple prose.
i need this like water and also air
@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
OH HELL TO THE YES
Also consider: a library has a duplicate book, and wants to hire mercenaries to transport it to a library that doesn’t have a copy of that book. The most well known mercs in the world show up to volunteer for the job because they haven’t read that one yet.
Sansa is crowned Queen In The North
Me : :’)
Ned : that’s my girl
Catelyn : my baby girl … my beautiful daughter …
Robb : so proud of my sis !!!
Rickon : big sister !
Margaery : I’m so happy for her
Theon : she deserves this and I’m so happy. she deserves the world
Cersei : look at my little dove
Jaime : oath. fulfilled.
Tywin : three children. why wasn’t she mine? well guess I’ll have to settle with daughter-in-law…
Sandor : the little bird is finally free and singing
Petyr : well I got what I wanted. some of it at least
Varys : how could I not see this
Lyanna Mormont : I KNOW NO QUEEN BUT THE QUEEN IN THE NORTH WHOSE NAME IS STARK. QUEEN IN THE NORTH ! QUEEN IN THE NORTH ! QUEEN IN THE NORTH !
A friendly reminder in light of all the YouTube Drama™️
To STAN our unproblematic queen, JENNA MARBLES!
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and i oop-
Links for each tweet, which discusses the many issues with Georgia’s new 6-week abortion ban limit:
(1) (2) (3) (4)
What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
What a kink
Zillenial things
Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
Pictochat
Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials
1994-2002 generation put your hands up
I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him
the best part is that after they got sued he removed the “p” from the sign in his shop window so now it says “irate joe’s”, because they’re mad at him.
maybe i’m crying #peach2
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WE LOVE AND CHERISH A GOOD BOY
Let me tell you why Jenna Marbles is an inspiration.
This isn’t a joke.
Jenna Marbles was one of the original big channel Youtubers. I remember being in middle school and quoting her constantly, and never having to explain the reference. Everyone knew who Jenna was.
Then, time passed as it does. And like most youtubers, her following shrunk overtime. People outgrew her or lost interest. I myself stopped watching her for years, except for the occasion “I wonder what Jenna’s doing” search.
But what did she decide to do? Was she gonna pander to her audience, or do challenge videos to keep her views up?
No.
She decided to do whatever she freaking wanted.
She literally follows whatever crazy, impulsive thoughts she has and doesn’t really care what we think.
One week she thought, “I wonder how many balloons it would take to float Marbles up in the air?” And she found out.
“I should cover my entire face with rhinestones” Yes please.
“I want to blend into my green screen” YES. ABSOLUTELY.
She does what she wants, and its entertaining as hell. I love being subscribed to Jenna cuz I literally have no idea what’s coming this Wednesday/Thursday, but I know she’s gonna be having a great time doing it.
Jenna Marbles is an icon. She’s what I aspire to be. We should all learn from her to follow our dreams, no matter how unusual they may seem.
Bonus: Here’s some screenshots from her as a green screen
Yeah, soap. From Fight Club. Apparently it is also used by real life people as well, but I recognized it from the movie.
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