The Queen's Realm

Are you doubting my royalty you peasant scum.

...I might like to watch, though.

I DON’T HAVE FEET YOU DUMB FUCK.

I really wouldn’t be surprised, because that’s the kind of thing anons seem to do every day.

Good, I guess. Ever so bored, though. Everyone’s been talking too much about those clay people, and not enough about me.

Everyone is always asking me this and still I have no idea.

There’s a reason why I disappear for a month every so often. Believe me, if I didn't, I wouldn't have anything even vaguely resembling sanity.

I’ve been okay, for the most part. Very bored, too.

What sort of a question is that though. You meet the queen of Floralia, and the first thing you think to ask is what I think of escalators?

Because somehow, I don’t think I’m a miniature tingle, whatever that is.

i have these small hiatusy things sometimes im just really temperamental))

Yes, I have. Why do you ask?

...For what, exactly...?

You have to actually do something surprising. You can't just walk up to someone and say "surprise", and then hope that they will actually be surprised.

"-Extreme aggressive nodding-"

I mean uhhh

...Maybe that's just because I'm not religious.