Grad. Students Say

“Reflection papers until I die.”

"At least half of my garbage each week consists of used coffee filters."

"Is it socially acceptable to nap while proctoring an exam? "

"I don't have any homework and i don't know what to do with myself."

"There was a time I could stay out past 11:30 without getting sleepy, right?"

"My neighbors are having a party and I'm prepping lecture materials. "

"I know I need to accept that I won't get anymore work done when it's midnight and I'm looking at facebook photos from 2007."

"As predicted, I've been too lazy to take down my Halloween decorations... Hoping I can fashion the fake spiderwebs into snow somehow."

"My advisor didn't tell me to leave the program after reading my latest thesis draft. Considering this a great success."

"There are few things in the academic world worse than the feeling before pressing send on an important email to faculty. "

"You know you're in trouble when people are wikipedia-ing the lecture topic in the middle of the lecture. "

"Nothing like a fall down the SPSS rabbit hole."

"Going first on presentation day makes for a mind numbingly long class..."

"Going from knowing everyone on campus to not even knowing where a bathroom is on campus is quite an odd transition."

"Of course, the one time I need EBSCO it's experiencing technical difficulties."

"Took my first nap on the couches at school. Now I understand their purpose."

"I need a work montage."