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when a cat scratches you it is usually your fault. cat owners understand this. when a dog scratches you it is almost always their fault. which is okay. theyre just happy to see you :) the cat is also happy to see you but watch out

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

 i have one flaming pitchfork, one (also flaming) porch poop bag, and one angry mob chant reserved for the rockefellers

It's ok skinny boy with big penis everyone loves you but it's not always your turn to talk ok.

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

Social isolation summer

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Ai falling down is almost as funny as small children falling down. Perhaps exceeds it?

im a protected species you fucking asshole

sounds like a WTNV universe where people can complain on tumblr

Happy pride from Hamas, Hezbollah, Ansarallah and the IRA