grim

the cliche 2012 era ff.net "lucy gets kicked out of team natsu" fics are hilarious for a lot of reasons but mostly because. lucy couldn't get rid of those mfs if she tried. they're in her house. they're following her on jobs that pay like a 100 jewels. they thought she left them and freaked the fuck out and followed her across the country. they basically imprinted on her like 3 annoying, highly destructive baby ducklings. be serious.

people really don't appreciate lucy's specific brand of insanity enough imo. she's really just like. Hello My Name Is Lucy Heartfilia and i am going to jump off this tower just because i think i heard my best friend's voice and i know he'll catch me. i'm gonna mouth off to and insult this guy who is literally beating me to a pulp. i'm gonna tell the literal ruler of the heavens to fuck off and die. i'm gonna summon every spirit i have all at once just to flex. i'm gonna learn an ancient demonic language on the spot by connecting patterns just so i can save my best friend. i'm gonna defeat the most powerful being in the world using the power of motion sickness. like girl can you just chill for five minutes or