Welcome To Our Blog!
Allow us to introduce ourselves!
Timothy
Hey, there! I’m Tim, and I’ll be the Master of Arms at your service. I, uh... Blow things up. It’s my job. I’m good at it. I also play a little guitar, I sing, and I am the father of cats everywhere. My gender is the blue slime with the purple sparklies in it. He/fae pronouns, please.
Truth be told, I have no idea when or where the hell we are. My boyfriend and I got left on this planet to chill for a bit while the rest of the crew went to rob some space bank or whatever. Bastards. I wanted to go, too. At least they let me keep one of the kittens.
...Is there something you wanted? Please go ask my boyfriend about themself, too much attention makes me nervous-
~ GPT
Brian
Hello! I’m Brian. Pilot of the starship Aurora, at your service. You see, occasionally she cares to listen to me. After all, I'm the only one who bothers to ask nicely. Was there something you needed?
Oh! An introduction- Ah, well. I play the drums, and a bit of banjo. Been known to sing, every now and then. Proud user of they/them and he/him. I fancied myself a bit of a gardener, once- Hm, but that’s the past. If there’s anything you need, be sure to ask.
Though— Have you seen my boyfriend Tim anywhere? While I understand that the others might’ve split up to go rob a bank, and I’m beginning to suspect left us here in case they’d gotten jailed, I do so dearly wish to explore this planet with him.
Ah- I seem to have found him. He looks awful cozy there, with his kitten... He always was fond of the lot, no matter how acid-spitty and chatty they got.
~ DBB
Rules
I. We have the right to ignore any ask we want to. Because of this, we would appreciate if you didn’t say things like “you don’t have to answer this if you don’t want to,” “sorry to bother you,” etc. Treat yourself with some respect while you’re here, you deserve it! Any self-degradation will be deleted. This is a safe space.
II. Please be specific with who your ask is directed towards! It can be Tim, Brian, or both, but please do make it clear. The mods are nd and have a hard time with these things. Tone tags would also be greatly appreciated, though they aren’t necessary.
III. There is a vague-ish story that the responses from this blog will eventually begin to piece together after time. Please do not try and pry details out of us. Where it’s going is up to our discretion.
IV. This blog is PG-13. Profanity and violence will be used and mentioned. Flirtation will most likely occur. Please do not ask or submit anything that is blatantly and heavily suggestive.
V. Please mention none of the following: house fires, drugs, abuse, or child death. They are either triggers or huge squicks for the mods of this account, and any asks mentioning such will be deleted. If done intentionally as harassment, the blog will be blocked. Thank you.
~ DBB & GPT
Sidenotes!
- We accept fanart!
- The mods actually are in a relationship, and have been for quite some time!
- We’ll probably also reblog GPT and DBB related content to this blog, even if it’s not related to an ask.
- We will tag for: Angst, Blood TW, Death TW, Unreality, and anything else you request to be tagged! We want this blog to be a positive experience for everyone who wants to appreciate it.
- This is a safe space for: The LGBTQIA+ community, Polyamory, DID systems, Neurodivegency, Witches, Pagans, Age Regressors, Gender Equality Activists (for ALL genders), Black Lives Matter
- DNI: Pedophiles, Racists, Radfems, TERFs, Truscum, Ableists, LGBTQIAphobes, Age Regression Fetishists, NSFW accounts, Nazis, Anti-Semitists
