(eats sakumo’s hair)

i also like kakashi, obito, and madara, but only time will tell if i ever make anything with the four of them (i have. it’s on twt slash x. same name over there • 3 • )

who's my wittle pookieeeee, who's my itty bitty babieeeee?

Comments - Depicts the then-popular figure Hatake Sakumo (also known as The White Fang of Konoha) spread across red pillows. Despite the poster being from Konoha, it was found in an underground base in Suna. The well-preserved colors and relatively minor signs of wear suggest that the poster was valued and well-loved, despite it being considered contraband among Sunagakure shinobi at the time of publishing.

aight, we'll take a shot at it then. if i vanish from the tumblr interface, you all know why XD

...but at the same time I like it in a practical sense. I imagine using a sword as your main weapon would develop heavy callouses on your hands, not to mention all the bruising and scars that could develop. I like to imagine babykumo suffered many injuries to build up base callouses on his hands, before switching to proper full gloves later

this sakumo looks ass but luckily for me, i like sakumo's ass

Apparently it’s kkob week? So have some kkob

oh, madara's impossible biology is capable of something alright, just not in the way one might expect XD

you get it anon, you get it

The seasons change, as do how you see certain people.

[no clear idea, it's just a time travel concept w/ time traveller!sakumo who gets taken in by the Uchiha for his swordsmanship, but ends up getting close to a certain clan head]

i raise you a third theory: mamatake was so powerful that, when paired with sakumo's inherent dilf-ism, she could bend the rules of biology itself ✨

the rabbit that was and the rabbit he could have been

ok i gotta admit i got a lil bit too into the idea of hatsune sakumo (what would that name even translate to anyway... the first sound of the crops?? first sounds of the harvest??? that's kinda cool ngl)