* TOTALLY / BITCHIN
written by ande ; est. 02/23/18. credit: [x]
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@gottafccling
* TOTALLY / BITCHIN
written by ande ; est. 02/23/18. credit: [x]

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Endless List of Fictional Characters→ Sasha The Kid Sister / Tales from the Borderlands
“What if I say please? Would that make it easier for you? ‘Cause I’m not saying please. Even though I’ve said it twice now“
{ Place One in My Inbox - Questions Edition }
Can work as an ice breaker, starter maker, or just a simple little ask meme.
“Am I dead?”
“Another one?”
“And what if I don’t?”
“Are you afraid of God?”
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you lost?”
“Are you really that shallow?”
“Are you sure it’s okay?”
“Are you sure there were no survivors?”
“Can I trust you?”
“Can we go now?”
“Can we not fight tonight?”
“Can’t or won’t?”
“Do you even care about how I feel?”
“Do you expect me to believe that?”
“Do you have any idea what you just did?”
“Do you love me?”
“Do you trust me?”
“Do you want to talk about it?”
“How could you do this?”
“How did you escape?”
“How long has it been since you last slept?”
“How long have you been there?”
“Is that blood behind your ear?”
“Is that really a gamble you’re willing to make?”
“Just go, alright?”
“Mind if I sleep here tonight?”
“Really?”
“Tell me: have you ever been afraid like this?”
“That’s the best you could come up with?”
“Wait, were you being sarcastic or…?”
“Want to hear a secret?”
“Was I the only one who thought that?”
“Well, that’s what I said, isn’t it?”
“What are you?”
“What are you doing here?”
“What do I have to say to make you understand?”
“What do you keep writing in that notebook?”
“What do you want with me?”
“What happened?”
“What if you stayed this time?”
“What if… what if I don’t want to be free?”
“What’s in it for me?”
“What’s in it for you?”
“When have I ever lied to you?”
“Where did you go?”
“Where did you last see it?”
“Where’s the rest of the body?”
“Who are you?”
“Who did this to you?”
“Why are you so angry?”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“Why do you have this urge to control people all the time?”
“Why do you keep doing this to me?”
“Why do you have to make everything about you?”
“Why does it always have to be alcohol?”
“Why don’t you come over here and prove it?”
“Why is the truth so important to you?”
“Why should I help you?”
“Wouldn’t that be nice?”
“You don’t remember me?”
“You expect me to believe you haven’t done this before?”
“You’ve been pretending all this time?”
but for you, I’d lose it all
@loganlaurice

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Sam White drawn in Photoshop
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( texts from last night ✉ send one for my muse's reaction )
( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours
( text ) : let’s play another game of whose boxers are hanging on my fence
( text ) : update. a gay guy just told me that i’m the most beautiful thing with a vagina he has ever seen. how should i feel about this?
( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
( text ) : you killed a bottle of bacardi in 20 minutes. so much for being an organ donor.
( text ) : why can’t burritos get me drunk?
( text ) : i know you’re on a date and i should leave you alone, but about twenty minutes ago, i realized i haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
( text ) : why is my bath tub filled with mud?
( text ) : i’ve noticed we slowly have begun to phase the “b” out of our bromace.
( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.
( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
( text ) : apparently all year, they’ve been using me as a standard for drunkenness.
( text ) : all i’m saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding i wash the stolen dye from his hair. i’m not doing that a second time.
( text ) : i need to stop drunkenly getting naked. i’m losing all my party clothes.
( text ) : please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. i mean he’s the one with paint on his face. i don’t need him judge judying me.
( text ) : sooooo, how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital, but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
( text ) : hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
( text ) : so much for not drinking this week after this weekend. congrats, you made it until tuesday.
( text ) : i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

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missfcncyhct:
“ Give me one reason why you don’t believe me. Go one , I’m listening. ”
“ Well maybe because being a bullshitter is kind of your profession? ” Sasha snorts, amusing herself. “ I mean, c’mon, Fi. You could make up a lie about anything and get someone to believe it. I know that about you, so why would I fall for it? ”
missfcncyhct:
@gottafccling caught Fiona in the act
“ I’m not shitting you , Sasha. Honestly. ”
“ Yeahhh... I’m still calling bullshit, on that, Fi. ”
Is this disguise gonna work?
It can’t end like this.
I miss them both

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kissy sentence starters.
“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”
Send in a ❣ for a random kiss.
a shy kiss.
a forehead kiss.
a cheek kiss.
a nuzzle kiss.
a neck kiss.
a hand kiss.
a hug + kiss combo.
a dying kiss.
a bleeding / bloody kiss.
an assertive kiss.
a nonchalant / uninterested kiss.
a kiss to your muse’s shoes.
a blown kiss.
a sad / crying kiss.
a quick kiss.
a happy kiss.
a teasing / sensual kiss.
a platonic kiss.
a clumsy kiss
a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )