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(a collection of prompts from the 2005 movie Pride and Prejudice, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary) Ā Ā Ā
āYou have bewitched me body and soul.ā
āI love you. Most Ardently.ā
āSo what do you recommend to encourage affection?ā
āNo, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn.ā
āWe are all fools in love.ā
āMy good opinion once lost is lost forever.ā
āYou know perfectly well that I do not believe that marriage should be driven by thoughts of money!ā
āI do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before.ā
āCan you die of happiness?ā
āOnly the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why i will end up an old maid.ā
āNot all of us can afford to be romantic.ā
āWhat a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.ā
āI am not the sort of female to torment a respectable man.ā
āYou must know⦠surely, you must know it was all for you.ā
āThese past months have been a torment.ā
āHow are you this evening, my dear?ā
āWhat endearments am I allowed?ā
āI cannot believe that anyone can deserve you⦠but it appears I am overruled.ā
āI thought you hated the man.ā
āI thought that poetry was the food of love.ā
āAre you⦠are you laughing at me?ā
āAre you rejecting me?ā
āIām very fond of walking.ā
āCould you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?ā
āMay I have the next dance, [name]?ā
āHe looks miserable, poor soul.ā
āYou have insulted me in every possible way, and can now have nothing further to say.ā
āI must ask you to leave immediately.ā
āI have sworn to loathe him for all eternity.ā
āIāve been so blind.ā
āOne of these days, [name], someone will catch your eye and then youāll have to watch your tongue.ā
āYour skills in the art of matchmaking are positively occult.ā
āGood heavens. People.ā