Wreck and Rule

“Hey, hey!  I’m kidding, I think the slime just passed- it’s a-okay.  Just don’t do it to anyone else, alright?”

*ten minutes later*

“I’m going to die because of you... again!”

“Oh slag, you’ve got to be kiddin’ me!  Medic!  Medic!”

“I... reluctantly did, yes.”

“Ah, well... A real turn off would be mechs who jump right into the action- no, no, slow down bucko and let it happen, have fun with it before it gets steamy.  I gotta say that the build up is much more fun than the actual act.”

“I didn’t get the title of Wrecker for nothin’- I like to wreck and I like to wreck, so if there’s a mech that can keep up with my pace then good on them. I find that very attractive.”

{{ my ultimate springer otp I AM THE ULTIMATE GARBAGE.  i love those two so much, both platonically and not.  <3  bros for life }}

{{ heck yeah!!!! springer being the biggest teddy bear ever, thanks }}