from show bitches, for show bitches

Uh, excuse me, who let YOU into the barn?

Florida this weekend, whassup bitches?

I'll be getting my own black Amex this year for Christmas, thanks Daddy!

Mansion is prepped, barn is full of grooms. All that's left is me and my horses. It's Florida time!

Indoors 2011 is a wrap. Now onto WEF.

Ride hard or ride home.

NYC --> KY

Alright National Horse Show, I'm here and I'm here to win.

Please, does it look like I want to listen to your poor people problems? Leave me alone.

Counting down the days until WEF... and the string of champion ribbons that accompanies it

It's not my fault that my horses' winter home is nicer than your house...

Ugh Daddy, I still need three more horses before WEF

My horse is worth double your house. Deal with it.

Another champion ribbon to hang on my wall.... too bad there's not room!

Oh, this is your first time to Paris? Yeah, I've been coming to our summer house here since I was born... Where do you think I found my personal groom? Come on.

I need some help, I can't decide which of my five eq mounts to ride this weekend.