gz bill headcanons from me, world's worst selfshipper
(i cannot be held responsible for any inaccuracies here. i only write headcanons via demonic possession)
doesn't smell Bad per se...i wouldn't imagine he's as physically disgusting as comic bill if he's holding down that teacher job. uses plain unscented dove bar soap because it's cheap so mostly just smells of mmm soap
this does not mean he is clean. he's not exfoliating he's not moisturising he's washing his hair with the exact same bar soap
complains about female authors being on the curriculum for 'diversity points'. especially hates S.E. hinton's the outsiders, out of no real criticism of the book itself but because he believes 'teenage girls are simply not capable of producing REAL literature'.
fully believes george orwell was the second coming. he thinks he gets animal farm but he really really doesn't.
being a teacher has made him an annoying POS about his degree. takes it way too seriously, whinges about first years ('teenagers!') being loud in the library, would snitch to his advisor about any and everything that the other people on his course are doing.
he thinks this will land him a university job once he graduates. it will not.
has a small appreciation for what he thinks were better times - ie. the 50s and 60s. i can imagine him getting excited over a pair of cufflinks or a tie in a vintage store.
he tried to get into osu once but he genuinely has ZERO sense of rhythm. can't keep track of the beats in a song levels of no rhythm.
had a gacha game phase at some point and blew his rent for the month rolling for a character. had to sell several figures and other assorted prized possessions.
vaguely relationship focused ones:
contrary to popular belief, and possibly OOC, but i think he'd be an alright partner compared to comic bill. not great, by any means, but so much of GZ bill's character is based around his incellishness & desperation for romance that i think he would latch completely onto any semblance of romance he can get. he's got that vaguely doomer mindset that he's never going to get into a relationship, so if he actually does manage it he believes it's by some miracle, and that he can't let it go and throw away 'his one chance'
most of his money is still funnelled into egirls and other various bullshit, but some of it is now dedicated to 'being a high value male' and buying gifts for his partner that he can't really afford
he's still unlikely to concede at all in arguments, but he'll have the i fucked up realisation a day later, panic that his partner's going to leave him, and start grovelling in desperation.
feel free to pelt me with rocks if these are bad. i don't care!!!! I DON'T CARE!!!!!!
