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did anyone hear that

i think there's something out here

i'm scared. is anyone there?

help

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

Sure, I’m nosy

Please. I am also, so incredibly nosy.

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

are you a trout fucker because you're a tumblr celebrity, or are you a tumblr celebrity because you're a trout fucker?

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

crazy how they call the sixth house "the emperors reason" when the main 2 sixth house individuals have never once been shown making a reasonable decision. they are famously the most insane people ever. the emperors little irrational codependent freaks doesnt roll off the tongue so easy i guess.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to Ianthe Tridentarius*

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

jesus christ??

desired you while the women flee