May Yam

you know what they say about that dial. Don’t touch it

we’re just getting started

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

Lets all fall in love with ladies twice our age ok?

everything can be about yuri if you have a pure heart and an imaginative mind

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

sucking dick is demeaning

De meaning of life 😎