Questioning. Per Usual.

the freaking Pirates music

For the love of god PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

😩

Girl, there was one I met and everytime he texted, I would have to take a few minutes to decipher wtf he was saying. Sometimes it would be so bad, I had to ask him to repeat himself or tell him I didn’t understand. The nigga would have the audacity to tell me “haha re read it...”. Sir, I’m TRYING! I dropped him. I couldn’t take it anymore.

😂😂😂😂😂

queens

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

Realised we don't have an all inclusive "be gay do crime" or "be trans throw hands" so I suggest "be queer strike fear"

Ooohhhhh I like this

spoiler alert we had anxiety then too

Pink lady, envy, and honeycrisp. In that order.

What did he even do in there

Showering just be like that sometimes

you know how it is with showers

What fucking magic did she use to clean THAT, holy shit