✨Asstrid✨

Am I the only one who has a horrible feeling that Viggo and Krogan did it? And that’s why they have so much beef, bc they hated it so they settled for trying to slime each other 24/7.

Me and my eighty million oc’s against the world fr fr

Really wondering how Percy Jackson even passed junior year of high school because all I hear is how much work you have and how you have to be in class every waking second. Like this guy is not making it he’s got fifty world ending issues at the ripe age of 16 and 17 and he was unconscious and kidnapped for most of it

It’s been almost a month since ant titanic and my dads car got over Tun by ants😭😭😭I brought this onto myself

You’ve heard of changing the lyrics to sound straight but I change the lyrics to sound GAY. I like being a lesbian in the spirit of music. HE is bouncing on your booty cheeks? No, SHE is😌 it’s what the producers would’ve wanted.

I would stay in the hole for two years and fight everyday against your mimics just to get back to you two but that’s too niche for you to understand apparently😔😔😔

If I was the hero of a novel I would just refuse the call the action like no thanks not for me I’ll deal with that in another century y’know what? Let’s let my grand kids deal with that one

I highkey need help coming up with stuff for an oc Can y’all just put random ideas for her in here? Like lore stuff or just little ideas you think would be cool but don’t fit your own oc? I just wanna see what everyone can come up with and what I’ll like

The idea that superhero’s have set routes for patrol is stupid bc like if you have a specific patrol route and go on that exact same route all the time on a set schedule… criminals would learn how to avoid you so easily. Imagine being a superhero like Batman or something and going out on your specific ass patrol (NOT TO SAY BATMAN HAS A SPECIFIC ASS PATROL) and seeing NO ONE. It wouldn’t make sense and you would fight less crime bc it would all be happening everywhere else. I need people to think about this because it feels like everyone I ever talk to never gets it😭😭😭

I think marijuana would’ve been a beautiful name for a child if it hadn’t been used for drugs like imagine Marie and Juana put together it’s like the ultimate combo of Mexican/Hispanic names

Genuinely believe that httyd rtte is what started my want to discover new animals and learn more about different species bc that 3rd episode of hiccup trying to convince the council to let him and the riders go and discover really effected my loser ass at 8 and up

If I were Lex Luthor daughter I would shave my head but still be the baddest bitch at every function and I’d also bedazzle my head but no one wants to hear about that ig