GOOD QUAD ALMIGHTY

WHEN PEOPLE ASK WFTDA SKATERS IF THEY COULD PLAY CO-ED

WHEN ONE OF MY STUDENTS TROLLS MY NUMBER OF DERBY TUMBLR FOLLOWERS TO HER INSTAGRAM FAN PAGE FOLLOWERS

THAT REF WHO KEEPS CALLING YOU ON THE SAME PENALTY

WHEN YOUR FAMILY COMES TO WATCH YOU PLAY

WHEN YOU GETTIN HYPED FOR BOUT DAY

WHEN ALL-STARS SCRIMMAGE FRESH MEAT

WHEN YOUR NEW O STRATEGIES ACTUALLY WORK DURING THE BOUT

WHEN YOUR TEAMMATE DEBUTS HER NEW SKATES AT PRACTICE

WHEN YOU’RE FIVE MINUTES INTO AN ENDURANCE PRACTICE

WHEN A TRANSFER SHINES DURING SCRIMMAGE

WHEN VIOLET KNOCKOUT LINED UP NEXT TO RIVAS WITH HER HAND ON HER BUTT

JESSICA RODRIGUEZ TRYNA CALL OFF A JAM LIKE

WHEN COCONUT WATER IS ON SALE

WHEN YOU OFFER TO JAM AND SOMEONE ASKS IF YOU’RE ‘UP FOR IT’

WHEN YOU HAVE TO ANSWER FOR YOUR GROSS MISCONDUCT PENALTY DURING STATS REVIEW

WHENEVER GOTHAM WINS DURING PLAYOFFS

DERBY WIVES BE PLOTTING REVENGE HITS ON THEIR OPPONENT LIKE