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Shoutout to the people in selfships that are genuinely better than what their f/o got in canon. You treat them how they should be treated <3

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How I talk about my f/o's
by the way you have the objectively correct interpretation of your f/o. automatically true. you know them the best, obviously
Okay, yeah, fuck love triangles and all that, but also fuck it the tasty layers I could put into a Kain/Umah/Me love triangle. Umah has been forced to be hard and cruel for so long just to give her family a chance of survival, but the engine behind that is a deep fierce love that in happier circumstances might have been a hearth fire instead of a raging furnace.
Let me be clear, Kain wasn't a love interest to her in canon, but the narrative clearly wanted him to be. Here is the fallen lord returned to life in order to save his people. Yes, he's brash and arrogant, motivated by vengeance not justice, but he's useful. He saved Umah's life, a feat no other could even attempt. He slaughtered the vampire traitors who had eluded their comeuppance for two centuries in a matter of days. He's handsome and powerful and driven and would make a good mate if Umah could curb his more reckless side. But he's also a warlord on the path to becoming a tyrant every bit as awful as the one they both seek to defeat. And in canon he killed her for trying to prevent it.
Now take a step into another timeline and back a few years, when Umah rescued a young woman from her would-be muggers and won another little ally to her cause. Gina was a quiet girl, always on edge like a rabbit poised to flee. But she heard things because no one ever imagined it would matter if quiet little Gina heard even if they did notice her. Gina was helpful and never any trouble. No one questioned her. No one paid her any mind when she ran an errand for a dear friend in the Sarafan Barracks. And no one knew what happened to her once the place went up in flames that night.
Umah kept her end of the deal. She respected a mortal with no romantic aspirations of undeath. Gina Hakkety died that night, but in a cheap room overlooking the docks, Rowan Hakkety was born. Umah smiled sharp toothed as she fastened the buttons on a more-than-second hand waistcoat. Rowan was also quiet and helpful, but he didn't scurry through life unnoticed. He'd buy a round for anyone at his local, often in payment for losing a round of cards. He was easy to talk to, easily impressed by big strong men in gleaming armour, and oh so sympathetic when their planned hunts failed.
And at the end, Umah had to choose. The man who cut a bloody path to victory for her or the man who opened doors towards it slowly with the light touch of a latch-key. Cast away that lingering sympathy for the pawns sacrificed along the way or stop living life like a zero-sum game. Embrace the battle, or just what she had spent all this time fighting for?
Or learn that she doesn't need to think in this way of dichotomies and absolutes? Tame the wolf and train the hound. Well, Umah had taught her beloved lapdog Rowan how to bite a throat. The only question was if she could bring Kain to heel. If not? Sometimes a wolf has to die for the good of the flock.
Thinking about Umah again, found this, and now I am having the most romantic, genderful thoughts of Umah cutting my hair and lacing me into a chest flattening corset.
Later the hair will be sold to a wigmaker and my old dresses pawned and re-styled, but for now practicality is far away as Umah remakes me more completely and more happily than if she had merely given the Dark Gift.
For the Pitch Black with another fear spirit S/O, I am also a movie only man, but it did spark some thoughts, even if it's probably not in the vein you wanted.
Pitch Black has always been the fear of what was lurking outside the cave mouth, beyond the little circle of firelight where humanity huddled. His was the fear of the unknown, of what was lurking in the shadows, of what it might do.
But fear and faith come in many shapes, and they are not all shadows of the Nightmare King. Sometimes, instead of the creeping fear of something stalking in the night, there comes the certain concrete terror as the tiger leaps, a moment not of anxiety but of knowledge before the fangs clamp down.
That fear is what feeds you, not of the unknown which the human mind fills with terrors, but fear of knowing and not being able to escape.
For millennia you subsisted from those moments of terror at the end of a tiny life, far beneath notice, far beneath personification. Over the centuries, though, you began to grow stronger as humanity learned and learned to fear. The dawn of farming meant failed harvests and the sickening knowledge of hunger to come.
Then the start of science. Copernicus. And better, Darwin. Mortals slowly stripped themselves of their comforting arrogant assumptions about being the centre and pinnacle of creation. The horror of it nourished you, even as Pitch started to fade away into a children's tale.
There are no words to describe the anger felt by the slowly fading shadow of Pitch Black. He despised you, turned his thoughts from the Sandman, and set his sights upon toppling your throne.
You might not even notice for a while, too giddy on your new life and sudden strength, but Pitch finds his way in. Little whispers in sleeping minds of all that is unknown between the stars and beneath the sea. One mind in particular was made almost as much of fear as the two of you. A writer, Howard, who feared everything he did not know and then feared most of what he learned. You could have glutted yourselves on him alone if he were not so frail and mortal. Still, it was your first meeting as equals that he didn't try to turn into a battleground.
He was taken aback by your greeting. How couldn't he be? Didn't you know what you had done to him? First the Guardians and now you try to push him out of the world, and you - what - want to be friends?
Or more than friends? He grins, sharp teeth flashing white in the gloom. Oh, he can use this. He can use you and the Man in the Moon has no irrational fondness for a fear spirit.
He tells himself this as he gathers his army of Nightmares. He does the same thing when he lets them loose and sends a delicious wave of fear to bolster you both. The lie that there is no affection there doesn't crumble even when his horde turns on him and drags him down into the darkness beneath the world. That only happens when you turn the hungry Nightmares aside with a wave of your hand.
(~goodgriefwhatanerd)
@goodgriefwhatanerd I have been hoarding this ask and rereading it like -
I love this interpretation of pitch being horror and anticipation, with the new spirit being terror and certainty – a delightful twist I don’t think I’ve seen before!!
Also I could be wrong but that Howard writer – HP Lovecraft reference? The inventor of cosmic horror being haunted by two literal fear spirits is such a delicious thought. Have you seen the comic by rinpin on deviantart? They were one of the storyboard artists for ROTG and did a brilliant little comic about Pitch and Lovecraft meeting.
I’ll be honest I’ve got nothing to expand on this right now, mostly because I think you’ve done a devastatingly good job – do you take request/post plotbunnies often?? Because you definitely could and I would read the hell out of all of them.
Oh wow I had entirely forgotten about this, I'm glad you enjoyed reading my thoughts! The Howard was indeed good old Horrible Phobia Lovecraft, and I think that comic was in my mind when writing this.
I haven't really done any requests for ficlets or headcanons in ages, and even then it was almost all on my @kainissoable sideblog and mostly for ancient games. But if it's something people would be interested in, absolutely hit me up here, there, or my main @lancrewizzard (I think I was too much of a beanie weenie to link my selfshipping thoughts to my main at the time, but no longer)

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imagine your f/o very seriously answering the toy phone a kid hands to them !
Messmer wouldnt be a shadow daddy who calls you pet and fucks you for hours straight archetype messmer would ejaculate prematurely and cry because he hasnt touched himself in years thinking it as a punishment for himself
a man who’s so protective over his signature weapon but will gladly let you handle and touch it without a second thought, infact he can’t help but fall in love with you a little more when he sees the care in which you handle it knowing how much it means to him b
“is your f/o extremely underdeveloped lore-wise and lacks fanon/canon content?” Sorry if it’s been done too much, thank you in advance!!
Do you have an F/O who is extremely underdeveloped lore-wise and lacks fanon/canon content?
I do
I do not
Found this in my cringe fic doc. Happy Thursday to me and me only, I deserve this after the exhausting ordeal of trying to teach an elderly woman to machine sew this morning. Erik sees me being silly <3
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“You’ll figure something out. I don’t care what, just make it look presentable before the new managers get here.”
“But how-”
The door was already closing behind him.
Left alone with a vast dusty cavern of old props and general accumulated junk, Rowan sighed. There was so much to do, he didn’t have a clue where he could even start.
“Suppose kicking Joseph Buquet on the shin would be a start. Wouldn’t have prevented the bugger from passing this job off to me though,” he muttered.

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All I Ask of You (one of the stage versions thankfully) turned up on my youtube mix and I am now helplessly falling back into Erik's arms. I need to be the one shakily telling him I'll protect him from the world, please just come out of the shadows of your self made exile and come with me back into the world.
There's something about the thought of him being infatuated with Christine - in love with her voice, her beauty, her kindness - but they are angels to each other, and when those pedestals fall, the bond shatters. And I have no grace, no pretty voice or pretty dresses. All I have is honesty and honest affection for a faceless voice willing to chat and joke and bitch about bad performances. But that honesty, with deepening affection, is enough.
I'm crocheting a scarf for a friend and thinking soft domestic thoughts of sitting crocheting baby clothes for Lisa's fucked up baby (loving) while we sit listening to the radio together.
Sighs. I am a lost cause. I have been going through my regularly scheduled obsession with PT, watched a let's play, and after a brief flinch, watched with a soppy smile on my face as Lisa attacked the player. She's sooo pretty 💕When will it be my turn to get pinned to the floor by her as she unzips my trousers, the PC doesn't appreciate her like I do 💔
My beautiful ghost girlfriend who gets hidden by safesearch filters, so is under a cut for mild gore and blood in higher definition than most of the mild gore around here. I want to gently clean her up and give her nice clothes and cuddles and adopt her fucked up baby and be a better husband and father than the fucker who killed her.
Actually, I would be the perfect rebound boyfriend for Lisa, because I am nothing like her terrible husband. He was a jealous and (implied) violent alcoholic; I'm teetotal. He murdered her; I can be easily and happily overpowered by her, so wouldn't be remotely threatening even if she was still alive. He killed her in a paranoid jealous rage because of a fear that her pregnancy wasn't his; I know her (possibly metaphorical) monstrous aborted foetus baby isn't mine and I will be lovingly awkward with him anyway.
After working for a guy implied to be a creep to support her useless alcoholic husband in the probably 1960's, girl deserves to lie back and let herself get pampered by a modern feminist trans boyfriend. And I'll be soo normal about kissing the knife wound on her belly, I promise
Sighs. I am a lost cause. I have been going through my regularly scheduled obsession with PT, watched a let's play, and after a brief flinch, watched with a soppy smile on my face as Lisa attacked the player. She's sooo pretty 💕When will it be my turn to get pinned to the floor by her as she unzips my trousers, the PC doesn't appreciate her like I do 💔
My beautiful ghost girlfriend who gets hidden by safesearch filters, so is under a cut for mild gore and blood in higher definition than most of the mild gore around here. I want to gently clean her up and give her nice clothes and cuddles and adopt her fucked up baby and be a better husband and father than the fucker who killed her.
Normalize your f/os loving your disabled ass. They don't see a problem with you having to take things slow. They stay with you through fits of overstimulation, unresponsiveness, and chronic pain. They understand when you're not up to things because of how your body is treating you. They understand and no matter what, they love you.

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immortal/long-lived f/o dedicated to finding a way to keep you with them, to spend the rest of their life with you and not just a "fleeting moment" in the grand scheme of things
with magic, some kind of curse, necromancy, whatever works. no matter what, youre not dying on their watch! ever. you dont have a choice
The power of having an "it's complicated" phase with your f/o where you're both dancing around defining your relationship but the tension is so thick everyone else can see it