Akakii Akakievich kin

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

I had to sincerely ask if a client meant gothic as in architecture or gothic as in genre and it was a legit question because if somebody is looking for Crimson Peak you don't want to give them flying buttresses.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

congrats for drugs for winning the war on drugs

This is what the vertical video format was invented for

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

I want to commit horrific acts of mass violence against literally everyone making sure to post “friendly reminders” that the Wicked books are “not appropriate for kids.” I don’t even like those books! I just think those people are subhuman garbage who should be burned at the stake!

“Absolutely don’t give the Wicked books to a kid who’s obsessed with Wicked because of the sad ending and the furry sex.” May your tongue rot into a gangrenous pile of ooze that smells as foul as your dumb fuck words.

People keep locking arms and standing strong to keep kids safe from books with weird and/or depressing stuff in them and those people are the enemies of everything I love and believe in and I want to run them over with a tank.

Vivienne Westwood.

HE STRAIGHT UP TRIED TO SACRIFICE THE GREMLIN CHILD TO THE PIT