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Iām embarrassed for not making this sooner š uh
This is my nsfw sideblog
so obv if youāre 17 and under please donāt follow or interact with this account. This is an adult account.
oh and no incest please :|

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OMG a shooting star! I wish for gender-fluid softbody Jazz to take off her shirt and push me down a flight of stairs. Goodnight š
Spider Sentinel and Jazz tribbing, along with some fake egg play so they can pass them back and forth between each other >:D
YESSSSS! Maybe someday the egg(s) will be real. Who knows. In the meantime I hope Sentinel gets freaky with his spider webbings. Oh shit he could like. Slap some over Jazzās valve to keep the fake egg inside him when theyāre done. Uh oh now Iām lightheaded šµāš«
https://www.tumblr.com/good-lird/808895664116449280/taking-sentinels-vibes-of-daddy-issues-and
Ougj medic roleplayā¦thereās so many fun ways for them to play with this. Medic jazz and his pretty hunk of patient heās doing a prostrate exam on (port exam?), either of them in sexy nurse costumesā¦their tits š godddddd. I personally just canāt get over the mental image of sentinel trying to play up being a ditzy bimbo of a patient while smooth Doctor Jazz āguidesā him through treatment but OOOOOO pretty busty nurses getting up to some valve on valve shenanigans on a break š©
Medic Jazz fingering Sentinelās port under the guise of a routine examination, or two cute boobalicious nurses⦠Iām lightheaded. šµāš« this is also doing wonders for my gender-fluid Jazz headcanon OMG a softbody Jazz would look sooooooo good in one of those pinup nurse dresses. Hello nurse~ push-up bra too? Please? Iām sooooo sick pls save me nurse Jazz š·
Itād be fun if Jazz originally tried to be a medbot but dropped out because man ts too hard. Mad respect to medics. Learning all that junk is torture. (She likes being able to sprinkle in a few medically accurate things here and there in their roleplay.)
OH RIGHT omg Sentinel is here too. Uhā¦
Imagining a hot motor oil style image where instead of jazz managing to keep Optimus and sentinel apart in that one episode he just gets squished between the chests. For a short moment, he just forgets to break up their argument lol
holy fuuuuck. Jazz quick switches from mediator to complicit padding. Actually this isnāt that bad. He is most definitely going to think back on this moment later when heās alone. Good lird those two just need to bang and he would looooove to be their third. Even if OP and SP continue to bicker the whole damn time. Jazz has a voice kink anyway.
Do NOT save Jazz he is exactly where he wants to be!

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Id fuck tigress from king fu panda
but would she fuck you? humble yourself
Iāve been a bit preoccupied with irl things but good lird I see those anons in my inbox š wait for me my loveā¦
cog in the machine: thats sad
ghost in the machine: thats complicated
cock in the machine: dont do that
please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

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please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet
I think I mentioned this before but if I have suspicions that a follower might not be 18+ I block them. Immediately. Me and block button are in a homoerotic relationship with each other.
There are two truths in this world. Jazz has big thighs. Jazz has big boobs. Thank your.
I wish there was fic where Jazz pulls a bimboification. He needs to be passed around and filled by everyone. jazz will destress the whole bots by opening up his legs and spreading his wet valve to all of those to see. He would offer them his big soft tits to playing around, groping, sucking it, and fucking in between the globes.
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this image is so sexually charged omg
Sentinel is becoming more and more breedable holy shit. Also, look at his yaoi hands. I know they can easily clasp around Sentinel's spike

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softbody Jazz please put on a bra. or better yet take it of heheh
Bullying Jazz for once since Senti is our usual victim of a kink dilemma or horny spectreāJazz with a voice kink and kick for vocal partners accidentally stumbles on Sentinel indulging in some private time somewhere outside of his room (maybe heās trying to avoid the jets so he can actually finish before they bang on his door for something to do lol). He doesnāt actually see Sentinel and Sentinel doesnāt see him, but Jazz can hear EVERYTHING. The little sighs, soft gasps, moans and groans and muttered bits of dirty talk to himself (ājust like thatā¦ā āahā¦deeper. Deeper.ā) all amongst the soft sounds of wet squelching that leave his process full of ideas regarding what Sentinel is doing.
He stays way longer there than he should and after Sentinel overloads heās quick escape to his room and take care of himself because his panels just feel so so tight. Thereās some guilt there but he canāt help but touch himself to the thoughts of Sentinel in pleasure, imagining what he was doingāimaging what it would be like to hear those noises being made right next to his ear.
Now Jazz is great at keeping his cool, but unfortunately for him, being cool does not exempt him from his processor hitting him with the thoughts of Sentinelās voice in pleasure while heās trying to work with the guy. Occasionally theyāll talk as thereās a lilt to sentinelās voice that reminds him of the tone of as he dirty talked himself. Sometimes thereās a sigh that borders to close to a sound of sexual pleasure. He got asked to spar an narrowly beat Sentinel because he kept getting distracted over his grunts and sighs.
Allspark help him, heās starting to reconsider his mods for extra audio sensitivity because he shouldnāt be picking up those quiet little sounds!
OMG WE GET TO BULLY JAZZ!!!!
Audio/Voice kink is so so so on brand for Jazz. He didnāt mean to eavesdrop! at first⦠and ah man the guilt eats at him later. tho he does wonder what Sentinel would have done if he found out Jazz was perving on him. Realistically Sentinel would probably clam up and push him away. Fair.
This also can play into Jazzās whole, āI just tune out half of everything he spits out.ā His ass is not listening but he is hearing. So much.
I think thereās a TikTok trend of doing a planking challenge where... yāknow. folks who go for a long time start making noises. Somehow the two compete that way and Jazz cannot for the life of him focus when Sentinel starts panting. and grunting. and breathing heavy. Doesnāt even realize heās lowering to the ground cuz heās that distracted.
Military position is so great both for cuddle fucking and Jazz gets to hear Sentinelās unrestrained noises in his audio port. good lird (heh) other may get annoyed at Sentinel for tooting his own horn but Jazz looooves the music he makes š in certain contexts.
I donāt think Sentinel would be comfortable with recording himself. Because what if that gets leaked? His public image will be RUINED!!! Itās fine though. Jazz obv doesnāt need a 2 hour long audio file of Sentinel making the raunchiest noises while touching himself. (Would be nice to have when they are apart for long periods of time.)
⦠but perhaps Jazz could convince Sentinel read some smut out loud :]