Standing. With an. Army.

fuck papa louie and his stupid fucking burgeria. ive been THE ONLY COOK IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN BUILDING for 3 WEEKS. and JUST NOW, AT RANK 14, they call me “sandwich builder”. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I AM THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS SINKING SHIP OF A FAST FOOD PLACE. COOK YOUR OWN FUCKING BURGERS PAPA EAT MY ASSHOLE

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

the ppl getting mad at tswift for saying "hey it's fucking weird that you've been speculating abt my sexuality for a decade" are the same people who are like "omg you need a dictionary to understand the lyrics to folklore" and the words theyre referring to are "dwindling" & "mercurial". Perhaps Pick Up A Book And Think For Once

this question comes with the obvious caveat that we love all (or nearly all) of taylor’s songs, but i want to know what you all think is the song that taylor loves waaaaay more than the fandom does. like whats the one that has the widest gap between taylor being super proud of it and the fandom just being like “its aight”?

not even God can predict this ending

This is how you get dog girl vtubers

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This has better practical effects than a marvel movie.

i believe nothing until it is from Taylor Alison Swift’s or Tree Paine’s mouth until then this is all gossip and rumors and as a fan base i think we all know that you shouldn’t believe the gossip and rumors

british people call boypussy blokehole btw

hello, former professional baker here! the answer to both questions is yes