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In the 80s and 90s, my parents smoked cigarettes in the house and the pets lived in the backyard. Now, the pets live in the house and my parents smoke in the backyard.

#1980s nostalgia #1990s nostalgia #smoking #pets #dogs #cats

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What's with all the fake graduations? Congratulations, you've "graduated" from middle school! What an achievement!

Did anyone watch the #backtheblue hearing last night?

#poetic irony

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h so there’s an inside joke around the western states (esp between the West Coast Trio) the further east you go the more likely you get possessed since the Eastern states kind of radiate… some off vibe. Note necessarily bad vibes, but there’s some sort of Eerie Haunted Flair they get when travelling east. Like there’s Stressed And Angry revolutionary soldiers all spitefully lounging around the area to rub it into people’s faces. They’re not really wrong in this assumption, either, because there’s some sort of collective fascination for the supernatural among some of the Eastern states, mostly near the coast. Not everyone obviously - I don’t think New York would pay too much mind to that. Then there’s some other states who are incredibly into that stuff (see; Connecticut. I’ll get into that some other day) and then there’s Pennsylvania who straight-up sees ghosts, or to others he claims to be able to do so.

It baffles so many of the West states because they’re not super Ghost savvy so if someone like Oregon went over there one day he’d be absolute fucking baffled to see someone like Delaware casually mentioning that he’s spoken with an apparition of a dead girl before and he’d speak of her like she was some sort of highschool friend he caught up with.

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Agreed but as I'm currently in Hawaii the effect is in reverse overdrive as I'm worshipping the fucking ghost rocks here.

Why do the folks who foam at the mouth appreciating the 2nd Amendment also get off to those "Back the Blue" stickers? Don't they know? The 2nd Amendment is there so we can "Shoot the Blue" when government turns tyrannical and starts crushing our humanity. That slogan is diametrically opposed to the 2nd Amendment.

#back the blue #2nd amendment #guns #right to bear arms #tyranny #constitution #bill of rights

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Will someone tell the iPhone crowd to stop sending video over SMS? No one wants to see your grainy ass clips.

#iphone

Are masochists exempt from the Golden Rule?

#masochism #ethics #golden rule #bdsm

Once a particularly dull minded friend remarked that none of the Love Death + Robots episodes were "very interesting" to him. My first thought was a donkey would not find it interesting either.

#love death and robots #science fiction #dull minds

Watch "Ariana Grande Acted Like Jennifer Lawrence" on YouTube

Ariana Grande shows off her comedy chops, not too shabby!

#ariana grande #jennifer lawrence

Ever notice how it's almost always the "mother's boyfriend" when a child is killed? Not a coincidence.

#true crime

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People naming kids all sorts of craziness these days. I've been well aware that "Nevaeh" is heaven spelled backwards, so when one of my kids told me her bff was "Nael", my first thought was "lean" spelled backwards. I was wrong, Nael is a real name.

Every white dude I know over 30 just cannot hang out without bringing up the subject of bourbon, talking exhaustively about bourbon, showing me their many bottles of bourbon, and asking me to taste one or more of their many bourbons.

"Yep, this one also tastes like bourbon"

#bourbon #thirty years old #forty years old #white dude

Is yelling "TERF!" in a crowded Tumblr thread still considered free speech?

#terf

Me when my youngest child aged out of the toddler / preschool years:

Me now when I'm around other toddlers / preschoolers:

#parenthood #toddler #kids #preschool #fatherhood

When following old friends you don't see or speak to IRL anymore, Facebook seems to accelerate time when it comes to the "cycle of grief". The newsfeed is literally "lost a spouse, grieving publicly, back in love, remarried", all in the same day.

#Facebook #grief #recovery

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Self proclaimed "outdoorsy" people are mostly delusional, and a special kind of stupid. All it takes is one episode of "Naked and Afraid" to see that these types are no match for actual nature, which is 99% biting insects, parasites, and starvation.

#outdoors #naked and afraid #nature

Will Smith laughing at the joke, seeing Jada's face, then assaulting Chris Rock indicates to me he was not defending his wife's honor but defending himself against his wife's wrath.

#will smith #jada pinkett smith #chris rock #Oscar's #the slap #toxic marriage

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