Angsty and Anxious

please love me in the most soft and loyal way. I’m so tired.

people who dont double text are in such mental prisons. i will text seven times if it requires it

pussy corrosive

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

imagine a horse, if you will. Got it? Good. This is a free mind horse from me to you.

Your roommate is my sleep paralysis demon

being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

@friendly-neighborhood-patriarch @i-am-the-broken-bride

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

When you turn 24