What kind of blog every Smash Bros. 4 character would run
Mario: Pictures of his friends
Dr. Mario: Marioās side blog where he reblogs health and safety textposts
Luigi: Reblogs from Mario, long-winded passive-aggresive text posts, constantly reminds people to tag their ghosts
Peach: Pictures of food and cute things
Bowser: ALLCAPS SHITPOSTING, always reblogs Jr. and the Koopalings
Bowser Jr/Koopalings: Shitposting, memes, reblogs from Bowser
Rosalina: Photos of space, cute stuff for kids
Yoshi: Pictures of food, arts and crafts
Wario: Pure, unfiltered, nonstop shitposting, a ridiculous amount of Vines
Donkey Kong: Text posts that are only one or two words long, blog autoplays the DK Rap
Diddy Kong: Reblogs from all of the other Kongs, mostly from Funky
Mr. Game And Watch: Extremely old-school aesthetic, two-frame animations
Little Mac: Doc Louis reblogs, selfies showing off his guns, sponsored posts he contractually has to make
Link: Reblogs scenery and pictures of enemies, sometimes in black-and-white
Zelda: Very polite political blog
Sheik: Zeldaās side blog, reblogs resources for transgender people
Ganondorf: Made an account seven years ago, got banned for sending threatening messages
Toon Link: Photography blog:Ā 95%Ā selfies, 5% scenery
Samus: Scenery from alien planets, text posts about saving endangered species, pictures of cute animals
Zero Suit Samus: Samusās rarely-updated side blog for selfies
Pit: Bad puns, aerial photography, hot springs
Dark Pit: Has Pit blocked, but his blog content is almost exactly identical
Marth: Political blog, entirely in Japanese
Roy: Pictures of swords, occasional clueless text posts (in Japanese)
Ike: Blogs for his friends
Robin: Shipping trash, stays up until 4 AM crying about their OTPs
Duck Hunt: Pictures of cute animals, gifs of people getting hurt
Kirby: Pictures of food, sloppy but enthusiastic drawings
King Dedede: Selfie hell, sloppy text posts about himself
Meta Knight: Motivational gifsets
Fox: Desperately trying to clean up after Falco
Falco: Makes snarky responses on other peopleās text posts and starts fights
Pikachu: Pictures of other Pikachu
Charizard: Reblogs dragon-related posts and tags them with sad emojis
Lucario: Weird spiritual blog that nobody understands
Jigglypuff: Posts their own enthusiastic covers of popular music and their own unapoligetically shitty drawings
Mewtwo: Long and well-researched text posts about preventing animal cruelty
R.O.B.: All posts are tagged asĀ āseizure warningā
Ness: 90ā²s aesthetic and music
Lucas: Cute pictures, sad text posts hidden under Read Mores
Captain Falcon: Pictures of cars, reblogs from official F-Zero accounts, sponsored posts he contractually has to make Ā
Villager: A chaotic mix of pleasant gardening posts and shitposts, posts every single day without fail
Olimar/Alph: Extremely relaxing nature blog
Wii Fit Trainer: Fitness blog
Shulk: Reblogs from nerdy engineering blogs and all of his friends, always adds something unnecessary likeĀ āYeah, thatās awesome!ā whenever he reblogs something
Sonic: Basically the official Sonic Twitter, a perfect mix of memery and self-awareness
Pac-Man: 80ā²s aesthetic and food
Mega Man: Reblogs every single post that Dr. Light makes and nothing else
Ryu: Unironically makes and posts genuine motivational posters
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