THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA PROMPTS .
terror of tal’dorei - part one
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“it was a time of peace… until a great evil arrived.”
“hold fast, the beast approaches!”
“humanity will never fall to you!”
“well… that was… something.”
“perhaps we have been ill-advised in our strategy.”
“we don’t even know what the creature is!”
“chug, chug, chug, chug!”
“who’s drunk? not me! I’m great!”
“didn’t you only have one ale?”
“we don’t waste our time on talking assholes, remember?”
“I heard you couldn’t even rescue a cow from a burning bar!”
“let’s keep things civil, friend.”
“I’m only asking for you to give me a hand!”
“we’ve got no money, no place to live, and fuck all for prospects.”
“If protecting carts from swindlers, and killing goblins for gold isn’t getting us anywhere… maybe… we could try doing some good this time?”
“ethics are a luxury we currently can’t afford.”
“maybe we’re not really meant to do this.”
“[name] only cares about themselves.”
“[name] only wants to murder.”
“[name] barely wants to be seen with us in public.”
“[name] wants to bed everyone in the realm.”
“why are we even together?”
“isn’t this ship amazing?!”
“why are you whispering like we can’t hear you?”
“can you mind your business for once?”
“if this evil persists, the kingdom will starve to death.”
“this mission sounds kind of deadly.”
“do we really want to do this?”
“nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we’re in this for the money.”
“please don’t… fuck this up, as they say.”
“did I just make it worse?!”
“so this is what rock bottom feels like.”
“at least we’re still alive.”
“we didn’t die… because of you, [name].”
“question: is this normal?”
“that took a lot out of me.”
“we can’t just run away!”
“one of those monsters killed our mother.”
“I’m still too weak from before.”
“we could have stopped this.”
“I’m not gonna lie, I’m terrified out of my mind.”
“we’re going to die a truly horrible death.”
“we’ll kill a fucking dragon.”