hit hit hit pull

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

LIL OLE’ LADY

LIL OLE’ LADY WHO

I DIDNT KNOW U COULD YODEL

Oh look, it’s how I’ve felt for my entire life.

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach. In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.

this is how I almsot drowned in a public fucking pool like 5 meters away form a fucking lifeguard when I was about 10 a swimmer next to me grabbed my arm and pulled me up thank god but I’m still fuckign furious about it almsot 13 years later

And happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.

^^^freaking yes. 

she’s flawless

aww

Me too 😍

THEIR UNIFORMS ARE EVERYTHING

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

When I want more nike pros

Just because you might not have solid abs or quad separation or a giant firm butt or whatever doesn’t mean you’re not working hard. so this post is for people who are busting their asses and their bodies don’t show it 👏

This speaks to me