contrary to popular belief, being a sexless loser in your twenties is actually mostly fine, except when it isn't, and that's when you start feeling like hysteria might be a real diagnosis

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

Okay boy repellent, love u 🫶🏻

not that.