Andrea

i get called pretty boy n my dick gets hard. which is an extraordinary feat considering i do not have a dick.

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

harry didn’t put tbsl on the setlist bc after one night only he realized he couldn’t take the heat of hearing the crowd gleefully call him an arrogant son of a bitch right to his face every night

want maki zen’in to reduce me to a babbling mess

happy happy birthday to percy jackson, who is surely a dilf by now

is it just me but when i discover new songs i’m just excited to be alive again yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover new songs

how dare people call me distant. i’m having full on conversations and debates with everyone at all times in my head it’s not my fault you don’t know how to read my mind telepathically