It's All Lies... Except the True Parts

I really wouldn't have figured the Timehop dinosaur for a Northerner... Targaryen maybe...

So you decided to steal my Red Bull... May the fire of ten thousand suns rain down on your family. May the energy gained from this crisp beverage be returned henceforth from your children and your children's children to the power of 42. #Wrath (at Sheehy Ford of Springfield)

George Bush taught me how to protect my things. #AintGonnaFoolMeAgain (at Sheehy Ford of Springfield)

#ThatJustHappened #TrueStory (at Merriweather Post Pavilion)

@PanicAtTheDisco covers "Bohemian Rhapsody" by @Queen (at Merriweather Post Pavilion)

Just one of those types of days here In Columbia, MD (at Merriweather Post Pavilion)

"Yes. We took the trip to the battlefield incredibly seriously." Let's go ahead and run a caption contest for this gem. There's no prize other than knowing that you brought laughter into other people's lives. (at Chancellorsville, Virginia)

The New Deal throwing. It. Down. (at Baltimore Soundstage)

@BSideShuffle at @bmoresoundstage

The Suburban Alternative Rapgrass Album of the Year drops next week!

#TooCute #instagood #shine #babe #smiles #beautiful #smile

Tiiiiiimmmmmee... is on my side. Yes you it is.

Thank you @jamcc334 for being my Follower... And one of the most caring friends that I don't see as much as I should... And for being just an all esoteric dude!

Follow @bsideshuffle. Made with TrackGram for Android #trackgram #shoutout (at The Bungalow)

Image created with Snapseed and shot on a Galaxy S5 (at Electric Factory)