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Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

booty shorts that say THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WHOLE PARADIGM, NOT THE ANGLE FROM WHICH YOU VIEW IT

Hat that says SO ANYWAY HOW FISH AND WOMEN FEEL ABOUT ME DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT

“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

For anyone who has written a dissertation or thesis and thinks that no one will ever read it: I WILL READ IT. As someone who loves reading but has struggled to pick up an actual book, there is nothing that motivates me more than reading something that someone wrote from pure passion about a topic. In fact if anyone has written a dissertation on something they love and want to share it please do!! Your hard work and dedication deserves recognition.