I am Justice.

“‘Ello there liteo-ken” sez the magical detektyve LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL as he picks up the young gay mans fallen hamburger. “Looks like you have…*DRAMATIC PAUSE CAUSE I LIKE PENIS* “Fallen on hard timez.” The studio audience laughs as the black haired man who has much sweets and my be a pedofille tocuhes the gay boiys face with his foot. “u see dis foot. dis foot is nice” da man whispers into the boys ear, seeing as he is able to remove his head from his skull and place it next to the boy. Did I meantion da boy is gay? this time there is no audience of laughs, but of creys as the man flies up to the roof, signigfyin his divinity. “lit eye noes u is da Kira and you b killing akll dem peoples” he exclaims as his migty shit falls upon the poor gay bastard from twenty stories above.

“PENIS.” lighoto screeched as he ate L’s foot, chomping greedily. he did a blackk flip and landed on his buttocks “u k illed my fATHER” he broke out into tears before eating his arms off and climbing into the tree. not up onto the tree. litereally inside the tree. he i s the tree. we are one.  “Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.” he spoke in a morgan freeman voice because mroan freman is HOT.  the tree aka light feel to the grownd and moaned in pain ” moan moan” he spoke as he photosynthesized. he was the plant and the plant was him. ” i give u a hamburger”

light was a goofy goober. it was tru and hte world knew his secret. a secret in which he kept  asecret for veyr long. secret secret. a wizard hat popped onto p of his branch “Joel is so fukin hot” he said and suddenly L looked sad.  ”Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.”  he yelled on the top of his lungs before POOF! !! ! !!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was gay boi again. he crawled over to the 1 footed L and whispered into his ear seductively , ” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“o right-o cun” l sobed as he rubbed his hand wit his foot “i luv da way you whisper  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” he exhaled with a powerful force “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) reminds me of my DICK” death metel screams echoed thru da world as the super hamburgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr returned to his normewl states. “i have always wanted to do this” he moved his giant hands onto da gay boys back as he SNAPPED HIS LEG OFF FOR THE DARK LORD CTHULHU “EHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA”explained hte detective as he pet the boys face with his penis “i love you long time gaye byo.” the boy exploded with meny feelings as LLLLLllll licked his foot. his own foot. so lighte could watch.

“Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*” the detective excpamined as he MAJESTICALLY SHITTED UPON THOSE WHO HAVE TRIED TO SMITE HIM. he then injested light-eh-oh’s chille in an attempt to ressuurect his dead hampster “write-OH, pls help me feel da goodness of da- FUCK” he was cut short bye his nipple penetrating his diarrhea 

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”  liaughto churned butter very quickly narrowing  his squinty asian eyes at the letter of the alphabet 

“Nigga, you gay as hell.” L said as he walked INTO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL. I mean, Adam is still there, right? Ḷ̷̶͎͚͉̘̝̱̘̬͇̙̦̺͑ͣ̂͆̏̓̽̆ͤ̿́̓ͭ͗̅̒͌̿̚͢͡Î̖͓͍̯̳͚̬͍̩̻̤̯̤̬͉̣̘̫ͤ̃͌̑̓͒̀ͫ͗͐́̚͟͠G̥̼̱̺̠̥̻͙̬̲̘̦̙̺̯͐̍̓̈̇̓ͦ̓̈́̓̀͑̋͑̐̏̓̀̚̚͡H̳̞̯̯̰̜̲̙̞͔̫͉̼͎͚̯̄̇ͫ͌̊̀̕ͅT̛̎ͮ̾̊̾ͪ͘҉̱̗̟̮̮̭̹͝͠ ͍̤̹̗̙̖͖̭̭̯̫̜͕͇̖̯̅͌͑ͩͪ̒̍̍ͭͮ͊́ͦͥ͛̇̓ͦ́͝C̵̡̙͈͖̗̼̩̥͇̤̪̤̱ͮ̊̾ͥ̂ͪ̏͐ͣ̀̕͡ͅO̡͔̰̘̠̳̤̼̙̱̼͓̰̰̽̐̋͛̑̿̓̒̾̈́̏͊͗̚ͅM͐̐͊͛͆ͥ̌́ͥ̔ͮ̉̍̑͏̲̖̥͍̮͔̤̣͙̺̙̤̱̼̻̝̀Ȩ̖̫̙̫̯̼͓̤̟͚͚͕̭͈̊̿ͬ͊͜ͅ ̶̡̛̹̜̝̻͍̩̳̜̯̫͉͗̔ͥͣ͊ͬ̐ͤ̊̾́̍ͬ̉W̧ͩ̈́͗̈̇̑̎̈́̃ͪͨ̒̊҉̘̮̜̮̫̹͎̬̦͕͍̤͍͇̬̜I̓̓̎̈̎ͦ͋ͨͥͫ̚͡͏̡̹̫͖̞͖͖͖̩͝T̴͛͌̉ͮ̆̀ͫ҉̷͚̮̥̩̭̜͔͔̱̩̱̩̰̙̭̜̜ͅ ̵̸̧̤̣̣̘̙̫͍̭̇̽̊̇̍̒ͥͮ̀̀M̢̂ͧͯ͊͢͏͉̭͚̹̟̫͔̹͙̯͓̠̺̱̪̙̠È̈́̌̾ͩ̅̋̔͑́͏̸̲͕̟̘̗̖̺̞͇͔̤̬̝̣̼̗̼ ̌͐̓ͯͩ́͊͒͐̓͌̉̉̾̋͜͟҉̶̙̱̻̙̖S̛̒͛̈́̀̑͊̾̋̾͑̔̒͟͜͏̫̤̤̙O̴͕̘̱̬͈͎̤̜̰̻̒̒̃ͥ́͊̄̋̃ͩ̎̑̀̐̎͐̂́͘͡ ̴̡̧͖͙̬̻̼̻̦̝͉͔̳̰͙͚̞̯̖̇̓͂̍ͧ̓ͣ͂ͪ̑͠I̵̶̺̤͚̰̫͖͖̼̫̳͈̰̠̮̔ͯ͑͛̄̅ͨ̇̿̅̈́͆̒̽̈ͅ ̴̧̡̧̞͓̪̱̱͙̖̹̤̜̠̞̳̦̥͒ͨ̄̉ͩ̐͗ͧ̑̀̃͘C̫̖̣͚̜̰̬̘̠̐̔̄̈͘A̽̑̒͊̌̾͌̀҉̞̼̼͈̠̝̬͚͈͢͞N̨̛͔̦̯̝͖͕͋̾̐̊̀ ̴̸̡̺̣͈̝̫͙͙͍͎̤͉̮̝̺̯͕̈ͣ͊͋̾͢A̵̵͖̹̼̺̞̯̞͓̻̯̹ͤ̑ͨ̈̍ͮ̐ͤ̑̚Nͨ̍͌͊͛̋̐̾̑̒̑̏̎̅̏̿҉̷̕͘҉̩̟̻̖̖͉̩͈̤̬͎̖͉Ä̻͎͚̼ͤ̊ͩͦ͋͡L̛̉͑̌̅͐̅ͮ͑̅̐ͦ҉̭͚̖̠͕̝͓͍̠̘͚̝̭Ļ̷̢̞̰̳̝̹̬͍̼̰̬̇ͨ̄͛͌̓͝͠Y̡̧̺̝͓̼̗͇̹̖̩͔̆̒ͨ̅͐̒ͬ̒͛̏̀͗͂ͥ̑̓̌̚ ̩̫̟̝̗͉̫̜͉͍̬̬͑̇͐͆͌̀͗̉ͩͨ͋̒̀̚͜͡͞ͅF̡̱̻̪͖͉̙ͮ͐͛̆ͧ̓ͫ̑͗̄ͬ̆̐́̚ͅÍ̧̛͉̟͚͚͔̩̗͓̩̲̲̥̬̘̼͈̳̰̹̋̔ͪ̔̃͠S̶̶̗̹͍̙͔̟͚̝͍̜̣͓̟̫͕͉̦͕̯ͩ̆͂ͩ̓̈̇ͦͣ͜T̸̶̰̲͚͚͋ͭ̐ͩ̓͐̎͑̋͂͛ͨ̌ͪ̂̽͗ͩ̕̕͞ ̶̛̤̼̪̘̩̯̼̠̻ͯ̒̂ͯ̆̏̔ͨͪ̓ͨ͌͆ͅY͐̈́ͧͯ҉̠͙͔͉͓̝̕Ő̸̵̡̡̤̗͙͍̲͒̆ͩ́̌̅̍́̎͡U̶̝̻̘̫͚̻͖̜̣̰ͮ̌̒̾̄̽́ͧ̇̐͐ͭ̎̉͘͢͠.̧̺̼̰̩̝̠̗̣͈̦̣ͩ͐͆ͥ̕̕͡͞ͅ ͦ̽ͮ͒̌͌ͣ̆̉͠҉̮̟͎̫͔͚̰͙͙̻̳̼̼ L said.

"YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIEND YOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOL YOU CALL ME A LOOSER I LAUGH YOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIHGT A'S YOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING A CHEERLEADER 99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONG REPOST THIS IF FUCK BULLYS" Lighto spoke as he at a chicken nugget haha look its mary winchester

“‘Ello there liteo-ken” sez the magical detektyve LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL as he picks up the young gay mans fallen hamburger. “Looks like you have…*DRAMATIC PAUSE CAUSE I LIKE PENIS* “Fallen on hard timez.” The studio audience laughs as the black haired man who has much sweets and my be a pedofille tocuhes the gay boiys face with his foot. “u see dis foot. dis foot is nice” da man whispers into the boys ear, seeing as he is able to remove his head from his skull and place it next to the boy. Did I meantion da boy is gay? this time there is no audience of laughs, but of creys as the man flies up to the roof, signigfyin his divinity. “lit eye noes u is da Kira and you b killing akll dem peoples” he exclaims as his migty shit falls upon the poor gay bastard from twenty stories above.

“PENIS.” lighoto screeched as he ate L’s foot, chomping greedily. he did a blackk flip and landed on his buttocks “u k illed my fATHER” he broke out into tears before eating his arms off and climbing into the tree. not up onto the tree. litereally inside the tree. he i s the tree. we are one.  “Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.” he spoke in a morgan freeman voice because mroan freman is HOT.  the tree aka light feel to the grownd and moaned in pain ” moan moan” he spoke as he photosynthesized. he was the plant and the plant was him. ” i give u a hamburger”

“Have fun inside” elle screeched silently to himself as he himself exploded in2 his tru form A HAMBURGER. “U ASK ME FOR DA HAMBURGLER?” he wheezed loudly “I GIVE YOU DA HAMBURGSDFGHJK” the now lolipop infuzed detectyve poured his special sauce all over da yung manes bodie. bacon spouted from his intestines as hee finaly did the salsa around the gay boi. “MAEK IT RANE LIITO-COON” the hamgurger man exclaimed as he INSERTED HIS SPECIAL ROD INTO THE TREE OF WUNDER AN D JOY “enjoy the d” the sun smiled upon him in that moment, in which they were INFINITE.

light was a goofy goober. it was tru and hte world knew his secret. a secret in which he kept  asecret for veyr long. secret secret. a wizard hat popped onto p of his branch “Joel is so fukin hot” he said and suddenly L looked sad.  ”Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.”  he yelled on the top of his lungs before POOF! !! ! !!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was gay boi again. he crawled over to the 1 footed L and whispered into his ear seductively , ” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“o right-o cun” l sobed as he rubbed his hand wit his foot “i luv da way you whisper  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” he exhaled with a powerful force “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) reminds me of my DICK” death metel screams echoed thru da world as the super hamburgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr returned to his normewl states. “i have always wanted to do this” he moved his giant hands onto da gay boys back as he SNAPPED HIS LEG OFF FOR THE DARK LORD CTHULHU “EHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA”explained hte detective as he pet the boys face with his penis “i love you long time gaye byo.” the boy exploded with meny feelings as LLLLLllll licked his foot. his own foot. so lighte could watch.

“Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*” the detective excpamined as he MAJESTICALLY SHITTED UPON THOSE WHO HAVE TRIED TO SMITE HIM. he then injested light-eh-oh’s chille in an attempt to ressuurect his dead hampster “write-OH, pls help me feel da goodness of da- FUCK” he was cut short bye his nipple penetrating his diarrhea 

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."  liaughto churned butter very quickly narrowing  his squinty asian eyes at the letter of the alphabet 

“‘Ello there liteo-ken” sez the magical detektyve LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL as he picks up the young gay mans fallen hamburger. “Looks like you have…*DRAMATIC PAUSE CAUSE I LIKE PENIS* “Fallen on hard timez.” The studio audience laughs as the black haired man who has much sweets and my be a pedofille tocuhes the gay boiys face with his foot. “u see dis foot. dis foot is nice” da man whispers into the boys ear, seeing as he is able to remove his head from his skull and place it next to the boy. Did I meantion da boy is gay? this time there is no audience of laughs, but of creys as the man flies up to the roof, signigfyin his divinity. “lit eye noes u is da Kira and you b killing akll dem peoples” he exclaims as his migty shit falls upon the poor gay bastard from twenty stories above.

“PENIS.” lighoto screeched as he ate L’s foot, chomping greedily. he did a blackk flip and landed on his buttocks “u k illed my fATHER” he broke out into tears before eating his arms off and climbing into the tree. not up onto the tree. litereally inside the tree. he i s the tree. we are one.  “Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.” he spoke in a morgan freeman voice because mroan freman is HOT.  the tree aka light feel to the grownd and moaned in pain ” moan moan” he spoke as he photosynthesized. he was the plant and the plant was him. ” i give u a hamburger”

“Have fun inside” elle screeched silently to himself as he himself exploded in2 his tru form A HAMBURGER. “U ASK ME FOR DA HAMBURGLER?” he wheezed loudly “I GIVE YOU DA HAMBURGSDFGHJK” the now lolipop infuzed detectyve poured his special sauce all over da yung manes bodie. bacon spouted from his intestines as hee finaly did the salsa around the gay boi. “MAEK IT RANE LIITO-COON” the hamgurger man exclaimed as he INSERTED HIS SPECIAL ROD INTO THE TREE OF WUNDER AN D JOY “enjoy the d” the sun smiled upon him in that moment, in which they were INFINITE.

light was a goofy goober. it was tru and hte world knew his secret. a secret in which he kept  asecret for veyr long. secret secret. a wizard hat popped onto p of his branch “Joel is so fukin hot” he said and suddenly L looked sad.  ”Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.”  he yelled on the top of his lungs before POOF! !! ! !!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was gay boi again. he crawled over to the 1 footed L and whispered into his ear seductively , ” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“o right-o cun” l sobed as he rubbed his hand wit his foot “i luv da way you whisper  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” he exhaled with a powerful force “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) reminds me of my DICK” death metel screams echoed thru da world as the super hamburgerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr returned to his normewl states. “i have always wanted to do this” he moved his giant hands onto da gay boys back as he SNAPPED HIS LEG OFF FOR THE DARK LORD CTHULHU “EHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA”explained hte detective as he pet the boys face with his penis “i love you long time gaye byo.” the boy exploded with meny feelings as LLLLLllll licked his foot. his own foot. so lighte could watch.

“‘Ello there liteo-ken” sez the magical detektyve LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL as he picks up the young gay mans fallen hamburger. “Looks like you have…*DRAMATIC PAUSE CAUSE I LIKE PENIS* “Fallen on hard timez.” The studio audience laughs as the black haired man who has much sweets and my be a pedofille tocuhes the gay boiys face with his foot. “u see dis foot. dis foot is nice” da man whispers into the boys ear, seeing as he is able to remove his head from his skull and place it next to the boy. Did I meantion da boy is gay? this time there is no audience of laughs, but of creys as the man flies up to the roof, signigfyin his divinity. “lit eye noes u is da Kira and you b killing akll dem peoples” he exclaims as his migty shit falls upon the poor gay bastard from twenty stories above.

“PENIS.” lighoto screeched as he ate L’s foot, chomping greedily. he did a blackk flip and landed on his buttocks “u k illed my fATHER” he broke out into tears before eating his arms off and climbing into the tree. not up onto the tree. litereally inside the tree. he i s the tree. we are one.  “Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.” he spoke in a morgan freeman voice because mroan freman is HOT.  the tree aka light feel to the grownd and moaned in pain ” moan moan” he spoke as he photosynthesized. he was the plant and the plant was him. ” i give u a hamburger”

“Have fun inside” elle screeched silently to himself as he himself exploded in2 his tru form A HAMBURGER. “U ASK ME FOR DA HAMBURGLER?” he wheezed loudly “I GIVE YOU DA HAMBURGSDFGHJK” the now lolipop infuzed detectyve poured his special sauce all over da yung manes bodie. bacon spouted from his intestines as hee finaly did the salsa around the gay boi. “MAEK IT RANE LIITO-COON” the hamgurger man exclaimed as he INSERTED HIS SPECIAL ROD INTO THE TREE OF WUNDER AN D JOY “enjoy the d” the sun smiled upon him in that moment, in which they were INFINITE.

light was a goofy goober. it was tru and hte world knew his secret. a secret in which he kept  asecret for veyr long. secret secret. a wizard hat popped onto p of his branch "Joel is so fukin hot" he said and suddenly L looked sad.  "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch."  he yelled on the top of his lungs before POOF! !! ! !!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he was gay boi again. he crawled over to the 1 footed L and whispered into his ear seductively , " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

“‘Ello there liteo-ken” sez the magical detektyve LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL as he picks up the young gay mans fallen hamburger. “Looks like you have…*DRAMATIC PAUSE CAUSE I LIKE PENIS* “Fallen on hard timez.” The studio audience laughs as the black haired man who has much sweets and my be a pedofille tocuhes the gay boiys face with his foot. “u see dis foot. dis foot is nice” da man whispers into the boys ear, seeing as he is able to remove his head from his skull and place it next to the boy. Did I meantion da boy is gay? this time there is no audience of laughs, but of creys as the man flies up to the roof, signigfyin his divinity. “lit eye noes u is da Kira and you b killing akll dem peoples” he exclaims as his migty shit falls upon the poor gay bastard from twenty stories above.

"PENIS." lighoto screeched as he ate L's foot, chomping greedily. he did a blackk flip and landed on his buttocks "u k illed my fATHER" he broke out into tears before eating his arms off and climbing into the tree. not up onto the tree. litereally inside the tree. he i s the tree. we are one.  "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." he spoke in a morgan freeman voice because mroan freman is HOT.  the tree aka light feel to the grownd and moaned in pain " moan moan" he spoke as he photosynthesized. he was the plant and the plant was him. " i give u a hamburger"