would you know more?

I've done a lot of wrong things in my life, the question is if any of us can agree on what those things are.

I have done NOTHING wrong in my LIFE.

Okay, I have done a lot of things wrong in my life. Are you happy?

"Bows at least require some skill, with a gun you can just kill whoever you want without putting much effort into it. I'm all for the march of technology, but I think it's decreased the quality of murders."

"They sound like terrible dates. Men used to understand how a good murder works. The panache, the motivation, the method. Now they have guns, it's made them lazy about it."

"They say the tradition of mistletoe may come from how I may or may not have orchestrated Baldur's death. While it got my daughter a companion, I don't really see what's romantic about it. I got the impression most Men weren't so into murder these days."

“‘Companion.’” Apollo said rather dubiously. “You do realize that they’re probably banging, right? There’s definitely something going on between them.”

"Oh, I'm aware, I'm just being polite about it. Men aren't into murder, are they? I'm a little out of the loop on that one."

Can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

I dont care if we have 17393 threads, come on in

“To be honest, I expected that conversation to end much less civilly.” 

“Not even close. It was more about the other side. Besides, I know it’s not typically in your peoples’ nature to respond well to provocation. And I also know when someone is trying to be provocative.” He’s done it a billion times before, in fact. “The odds were not in favor of a peaceful resolution. Honestly, I’m more impressed than anything.”