computah show me men stroking themselves or fucking a fleshlight with lots of wet sounds and moaning

idek what this says i just pressed post immediately after seeing the word 'blessica'

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

Sometimes you wake up and look at the hockey results and find out your team lost 3:4 to Vancouver. You think well I didn't see that one coming but good for Vancouver I guess. Then you take a closer look and What Do You Mean Vancouver scored 4 goals unanswered and then Scamurra got a hat trick within 3 minutes and no one else scored after that despite the fact that there were still 5 minutes left.